Things That Most Men Think About

it's not difficult. Fact is, it's comical. Men and women are wired differently, thus they think differently. Between the two, if I were a gambling-addict, I would lay you 20 to 1 that men have the most-outrageous, strange and thoughts that are really "out there."

Thank you for stopping by, and now let's explore "What Most Men Think About."

• "Man, I wish now that I hadn't bet that thousand on the Jets."
• "Carol will flip when she learns that I lost a thousand dollars that we didn't have?"
• "Did the boss just call me to his office?"
• "Kathy looks good today. Bet she had a wild weekend--she is limping."
• "Should I tell my priest about me losing the thousand dollars?"
• "I bet Kathy never bets."

• (man to the right is thinking these thoughts) "I love to drink beer."
• "Beer gives such a boost in confidence and since I am a "man about town," if you know what I mean, well, the ladies love me more for drinking."
• "Where is that chick, Tammy, who came on this picnic with me anyway?"
• "Wheww, breaking-up with Melodie was the best thing I ever did--man, I am not a domesticated dog. I am a wild dog. Wooooo."
• "Wonder if Tammy got lost in the woods? She said she needed a restroom."

a "today's woman," independent, empowered, strong. She wanted to share with us what she thinks about most of the time . . .

• "Why does Hal insist on going to Utah for our yearly-vacation? If I say anything, he will get all defensive and sull-up for days."
• "I smelled a woman's perfume on Hal's shirt last night. Hmmm, I wonder. Naaah. He's too dull to have an affair."
• "I came up a thousand-dollars short in my monthly checking account balance--now where did that money go? I know it wasn't Hal. I don't give him any money."
• "I am so happy that Sheila noticed that I have lost ten pounds. I will look better than her in a two-piece this summer."
• "Was the mailman coming-on to me this morning when he winked at me as he handed me the bills?"

• "Do I really look retirement age?"
• "That waitress was really cute, but my wife was watching my every move."
• "Maybe if I used some of that men's hair dye I saw on television."
• "Naaah, an old guy and a young girl. Never work. And I cannot afford Viagra."

"I feel so trapped. I can run with my frat brothers, hang-out. What have I done?"

• "Settle down . . .the preacher said I would have thoughts like this."
• "My little wife sure has a sharp tongue. I was only telling her how my mom cooks stew."
• "I can't breathe. Fool! No one can hear me."
• "Am I paranoid? I feel as if someone is writing about me."
• "I'm married. No more strip clubs, beer fests. Oh, God! My life is over!"

• "I am having a ball--partying all of the time, girls, what a life."
• "I can understand it. I failed Phys Ed. People think I am a fool."
• "So boring here. All of my frat brothers are gone for the weekend."
• "I hate being broke."
• "I can't wait to graduate this dump. Then I will be on my own--doing what I want, when I want and hey, my girl, Toni, is so hot. I think I will marry her," . . .

yeah, man! Real life . . .this boy cannot wait!"