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Top 10 Pick Up Lines You Should Never Use

Updated on August 26, 2011

1. What's your sign?

2. I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

3. I hop you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!

4. So how was heaven when you left?

5. If I could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

6. If I said you had a hot body would you hold it against me?

7. You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night long!

8. Should I call in the morning or just nudge you?

9. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

10. Somebody call the police, it' got to be a crime to look that good!

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    • Mavhe Quijada profile image

      Mavhe Quijada 5 years ago from Taguig

      LOL. funny pick up lines :)

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      Candle Hour 5 years ago from North America

      thanks, I may update this as I get more funny ones :)

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      Twila Nelson 5 years ago from Carmichael, California

      Fun and entertaining Hub. It is funny how long these crazy pick up lines have been around and even more funny that they are really being used every day. Thank you for a bit of early morning laughter.

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      Candle Hour 5 years ago from North America

      he he yeah they certainly have been around for quite awhile. But I hope most ppl using them now adays are meaning them as a joke, but who knows :)

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      Becky Katz 5 years ago from Hereford, AZ

      My son used one of these not too long ago and is dating the girl now. I think either it is in the delivery or the girl has to be desperate.

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      Candle Hour 5 years ago from North America

      Beck Katz - well, maybe she liked him well enough despite the line. I suppose it wouldn't be impossible to get someone with these lines but I don't think I'd recommend them though.

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      Hillbilly Zen 5 years ago from Kentucky

      And guys wonder why we give them fake phone numbers...

      Voted up and funny, and thanks for the follow!

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      Candle Hour 5 years ago from North America

      lol, yeah I know what you mean Hillbilly Zen

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      ilymsvicky 5 years ago from Long Beach

      Very funny. Pick up lines are so lame. I mean who really falls for a line like, "Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?" You have to really be starving for a compliment...lol!

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      Candle Hour 5 years ago from North America

      lol, your right ilymsvicky, you would have to be starving for compliments for sure. Not sure why some people fall for it but they are funny to read sometimes.

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      Eranofu 5 years ago from Europe

      "Did you just fart? Because you blew me away."

      Sorry, had to add this.

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      Candle Hour 5 years ago from North America

      Eranofu - lol, nice!

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      gree0786 5 years ago from United States

      at homecoming my date's dad splurted out this one: Do you go to night school?....cause you've got a masters in BABE-ology! haha. it was so awkward, gotta love cheesy pick up lines.

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      Candle Hour 5 years ago from North America

      gree0786 - that would be pretty awkward coming from your dates dad! lol, I guess maybe he was trying to break the ice or ease the tension or something :)

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      pennyofheaven 5 years ago from New Zealand

      Too funny!!!

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      Candle Hour 5 years ago from North America

      pennyofheaven - the pick up lines are quite silly :)

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      kayha 5 years ago

      LOL - and they are still used quite frequently.

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      Candle Hour 5 years ago from North America

      kayha - that is true they are used fairly often :)

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