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The Worst Pick Up Lines of All Time
Maybe you’re a shy guy and want to grab your date’s attention or maybe you’re just drunk and can’t help yourself when you see a beautiful woman who catches your eye. Whatever the case may be, it’s always important to use good judgement. Bad pick up lines can lead to a tough road of loneliness and complete embarrassment on your part. Women in general tend to love respectful men who can come with just the right amount of game that is not too pushy or offensive. To all the guys out there, please take note. Here are the absolute worse pick up lines you should try avoiding when approaching the opposite sex even if that person is just someone you would like to sleep with
Hey baby, you wanna get lucky? I think this awful pick up line is pretty self explanatory.
Can I buy you a drink? While this pick up line is not too bad. It is definitely a bit lame. Come on guys, we know you can do better than this. Using this line before even starting up a conversation can make you appear desperate, so if you use this line at least began with a greeting and a few questions, nine times out of ten, your lady friend will appreciate it and will gladly accept your kind gesture of buying her a drink.
I'm Irish, Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some? This line is also self explanatory. Come on, Really?
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg Easter, could I visit you up between the holidays? I think we all know the answer to this nasty and lame pick up line so let's move on.
Do you work for UPS? because, I saw you checking out my package. Warning, this sorry pick up line will not get you anywhere. Most women aren't into cheesy flirting quotes and will quickly give you the cold shoulder unless of course, you are super hot. If you're not a Brad Pitt or Boris Kodjoe clone, you may just want to avoid this less than stellar pick up line at all cost.
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas. Just plain lame, another line that won't get you anywhere.
Wanna hump like bunnies? Unless your talking to your girlfriend or friend with benefits. I advise you to not use this line.
Did you just fart? because you just blew me away. let's say this one speaks for itself. Not at all sexy, just plain gross.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together: CORNY!
Do you have a library card? Because, I'm checking you out. Advice: If you're over the age of 14, it would be wise to not use this very lame and immature pick up line.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. What? again just plain gross.
Girl, you smell like Frito's that's why I'm giving you this hungry stare. Wow, really? anyone using this line should save themselves from the embarrassment.
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers. Usually invoking the lord's name is a good thing but in this case, it's not.
Hey girl, do you work at Subway? Because your giving me a foot long. Let's just say for this tired pick up line some things are just better left unsaid
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I just walk by again? This god awful line will not win you any pointers. avoid it at all cost or risk being totally blown off by the person you're hitting on.
Is your dad a baker, because you have nice buns. Lame and very cheesy.
When God made you he was showing off. It may work for some women but I don't think it will do more than make her laugh.
Hey Baby, want to ride my escalator? pretty self explanatory and rude. Advice: you might find yourself riding to a hospital if her, brother, father or any other of her male acquaintances hear you utter such words. not a cool thing to say to a female at all.
Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants. Again rude and disrespectful.
You must be tired because, you been running through my mind all day. Come on, this line will seriously annoy the hell out of anyone. please find another way to be charming. Advice: try something that won't make you look foolish.
Great legs. What time do they open? To avoid a major slap in the face, try to skip this nasty and tasteless line at all times.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours? Again, I think we all know the answer to this question, it is simply just a stupid pick up line.
I may not be a Flinstone but I can still make your bed rock. If you use this line, make sure it's in the heat of the moment or your date may just get up and walk out on you.
Was your dad a terrorist? because you are the bomb. What? very funny and super corny. Let's just bet your date won't be impressed by the remark.
Hey baby, what's your sign? the oldest pick up line in the book and one of the most annoying lines of all time. please guys just don't say it.
You must be a broom because you're sweeping me off my feet. What? really? Corny!!!!
Can I push your stool in? Warning: make a run for it. totally gross and disrespectful.
Girl, how do you like your eggs in the morning fertilized or not? OMG. almost the worst pick up line ever. just plain nasty.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. The moment we have been waiting for, this is the absolute must disgusting and worse pick up line ever and I think it's safe to say that we all know the reason why!
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