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The Worst Pick Up Lines of All Time

Updated on September 10, 2014

Maybe you’re a shy guy and want to grab your date’s attention or maybe you’re just drunk and can’t help yourself when you see a beautiful woman who catches your eye. Whatever the case may be, it’s always important to use good judgement. Bad pick up lines can lead to a tough road of loneliness and complete embarrassment on your part. Women in general tend to love respectful men who can come with just the right amount of game that is not too pushy or offensive. To all the guys out there, please take note. Here are the absolute worse pick up lines you should try avoiding when approaching the opposite sex even if that person is just someone you would like to sleep with

Number 30

Hey baby, you wanna get lucky? I think this awful pick up line is pretty self explanatory.

Number 29

Can I buy you a drink? While this pick up line is not too bad. It is definitely a bit lame. Come on guys, we know you can do better than this. Using this line before even starting up a conversation can make you appear desperate, so if you use this line at least began with a greeting and a few questions, nine times out of ten, your lady friend will appreciate it and will gladly accept your kind gesture of buying her a drink.

Number 28

I'm Irish, Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some? This line is also self explanatory. Come on, Really?

Number 27

If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg Easter, could I visit you up between the holidays? I think we all know the answer to this nasty and lame pick up line so let's move on.

Number 26

Do you work for UPS? because, I saw you checking out my package. Warning, this sorry pick up line will not get you anywhere. Most women aren't into cheesy flirting quotes and will quickly give you the cold shoulder unless of course, you are super hot. If you're not a Brad Pitt or Boris Kodjoe clone, you may just want to avoid this less than stellar pick up line at all cost.

Number 25

Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas. Just plain lame, another line that won't get you anywhere.

Number 24

Wanna hump like bunnies? Unless your talking to your girlfriend or friend with benefits. I advise you to not use this line.

Number 23

Did you just fart? because you just blew me away. let's say this one speaks for itself. Not at all sexy, just plain gross.

Number 22

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together: CORNY!

Number 21

Do you have a library card? Because, I'm checking you out. Advice: If you're over the age of 14, it would be wise to not use this very lame and immature pick up line.

Number 20

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. What? again just plain gross.

Number 19

Girl, you smell like Frito's that's why I'm giving you this hungry stare. Wow, really? anyone using this line should save themselves from the embarrassment.

Number 18

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers. Usually invoking the lord's name is a good thing but in this case, it's not.

Number 17

Hey girl, do you work at Subway? Because your giving me a foot long. Let's just say for this tired pick up line some things are just better left unsaid

Number 16

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I just walk by again? This god awful line will not win you any pointers. avoid it at all cost or risk being totally blown off by the person you're hitting on.

Number 15

Is your dad a baker, because you have nice buns. Lame and very cheesy.

Number 14

When God made you he was showing off. It may work for some women but I don't think it will do more than make her laugh.

Number 13

Hey Baby, want to ride my escalator? pretty self explanatory and rude. Advice: you might find yourself riding to a hospital if her, brother, father or any other of her male acquaintances hear you utter such words. not a cool thing to say to a female at all.

Number 11

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants. Again rude and disrespectful.

Number 10

You must be tired because, you been running through my mind all day. Come on, this line will seriously annoy the hell out of anyone. please find another way to be charming. Advice: try something that won't make you look foolish.

Number 9

Great legs. What time do they open? To avoid a major slap in the face, try to skip this nasty and tasteless line at all times.

Number 8

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours? Again, I think we all know the answer to this question, it is simply just a stupid pick up line.

Number 7

I may not be a Flinstone but I can still make your bed rock. If you use this line, make sure it's in the heat of the moment or your date may just get up and walk out on you.

Number 6

Was your dad a terrorist? because you are the bomb. What? very funny and super corny. Let's just bet your date won't be impressed by the remark.

Number 5

Hey baby, what's your sign? the oldest pick up line in the book and one of the most annoying lines of all time. please guys just don't say it.

Number 4

You must be a broom because you're sweeping me off my feet. What? really? Corny!!!!

Number 3

Can I push your stool in? Warning: make a run for it. totally gross and disrespectful.

Number 2

Girl, how do you like your eggs in the morning fertilized or not? OMG. almost the worst pick up line ever. just plain nasty.

Number 1

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. The moment we have been waiting for, this is the absolute must disgusting and worse pick up line ever and I think it's safe to say that we all know the reason why!

Readers, this concludes my hub on the worst pick up lines ever. Please feel free to vote in my online poll. Also please leave your feedback below. As always, I look forward to hearing from you.

What is the worst pick up line you have ever heard out of these three awful lines?

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    • Shubhjeet Vimal profile image

      Shubhjeet Vimal 5 years ago from Bangalore, India

      funny...made me laugh :)

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      Julio E Olmo Sr 5 years ago from Florida, USA

      I've one, but you will not find this line here because is in the lame/but, nice/not rude category...You walk up to the girl & you ask her "...Did it Hurt?!?...What Hurt?...Oh, Sorry! I thought you were an Angel that fell from Heaven!" Ice-Breaker :)

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      Alecia Murphy 5 years ago from Wilmington, North Carolina

      I can't believe some guys think these things work. #27 is so lewd it's not even funny, that would definitely get a slap from me. #13 is ridiculous but I have to say #3 is just absurdly crass. I would turn and run so fast if someone said that to me. Funny hub indeed!

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      Thomas Silvia 5 years ago from Massachusetts

      You are right these are real bad pick-up lines .

      Vote up and more !!!