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Types of husbands/wives. Where do you belong?

Updated on October 3, 2010

Various types of husbands and their characteristics

Am going to list some few different types of husbands and their characteristic, from which you can say which best describes you.

Bechelor husband

 These are men who;  (1) love to do things on their own without consulting their wives, (2) love to hang a lot with their friends rather than their wives, (3) not very serious with married life.

Acidic husband

  These are men who; (1) Are always boiling like acid, (2) always angry, (3) are violent, (4) moody and dominating, (5) very dangerous

Slave husband

 These are men who; (1) feel and want to be treated like kings, (2) treat their wives like slave, (3) don't like to be called by their first name.

General husband

These are men who; (1)Are  husband for every woman, (2) love and care for other women atlot more than their wife, (3) even though not in a relationship, they like giving money to different women but not their wife, (4) have more female friends

panadol husband

These are men who; (1) uses their wife as a problem solver, (2) love their wife when they need something from her after which she is uesless, (3) very clever and knows their wife's weakness and capitalise on them to get relief from their wife

Parasite husband

 These are men who; (1) are lazy and don't love to work so they stick to their wife because of wife's money, (2) are very loving but uses wife's money and resources to cheat  with their girl friends, (3) are not initiative and they don't even try to help her with house responsibilities

Good husband

 These are men who; (1) caring and loving, (2) provides material and emotional needs of their family, (3) thay always make time for their family, (4) they guide their home spiritually, (5) they are very responsible and treat their wife as a partner and a helper.

Baby husband

  These are men who; (1) they are very irresponsible and childish, (2) can not make decision on their own without asking their mother or relatives, (3)  when something is wrong, they rush back to their parents instead of discussing it with their wife, (4) want their wife to care for them they way their mother did, (5)they always compare their wife with their mother.

 Those are just a few about type of husbands and some of their characteristics. please feel free to tell me which type of husband you are?

Types of women and their characteristics

 Just like the men, am going to list out some few. starting with; PARTY WIFE. These are women who; (1) are very mobile and sociable, (2)are barely at home on weakends to have time with their husband and family, (3) can spend family food money on gifts.

Pampered wife

 (1) very spoiled by their parents, (2) very lazy and hardly do house work, (3) love spending money shopping, (40 sees their husband as a house boy.

Pateint wife

(1) always look like they are sick and downtrodden, (2) love to complain on everything(husband, children, relatives even weather),(3)are always afraid and lives in anxiety

Boxing wife

 (1)Are very offensive and sometime can be violent, (2) They like shouting and nagging, (3)believe in fire for fire.

Dust bin wife

 (1) They are very dirty and unkempt ,(2) very unorganised and confused, (3) very lazy at everything except gossiping and eating,(4) Leaves everything to their servants or their children

Security wife

(1)Very protective to their husband, (2)very jealous, every woman seen as a threat,(3) sees husband's friends as bad company,(4) Don't let anyone discipline their child even the teachers, (5)husband's family, friends and workmates are scared of her

Good wife

 (1)Virtuous wife ( Proverbs 31), (2) caring loving and very smart, (3) Very helpful, they can even handle husband's business in his absence, (4) Provides spiritual  guidance to the children, (5) Very understanding and full of self-esteem


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      Inithi 4 years ago

      Can a wife be a good wife if the husband is not a caring and loving husband.

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      Clara Njekam 7 years ago

      Woh kevin, am glad you find it interesting. Thanks for the comment.

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      Kevin@Keepurman4eva 7 years ago

      Oh! what a great work.I leant something about my self and did invite my wife to come have a look

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      Clara Njekam 7 years ago

      Good to know that Sarah. We both are good wives hahaaha. And pls show it to your husband let him see where he belongs too! Thanks.

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      NZUNG SERAPHINE 7 years ago

      Clara you make me laugh and laugh.interesting hub. I cannot locate myself now because i am not yet a wife might be in a month or two i will.but for now i fully believe since i am a Child of God,i am going to be a good wife.Thanks for sharing.

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      Clara Njekam 7 years ago

      I am a GOOD WIFE and some characteristics of a SECURITY WIFE. Where do you belong?