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Wacker Needs A Girlfriend Now

Updated on October 17, 2012
Wacker posing
Wacker posing
Snidely Whiplash
Snidely Whiplash
Katie Couric
Katie Couric
Honey Boo Boo
Honey Boo Boo


Recently while listening to the recording of Earth Wind and Fire, That's the Way of the World I looked down to my faithful companion Wacker the Wonder Basset Hound he looked a bit sad. I know he was devastated as I was at the lose of my wife of forty one years his human Mommy. He has been very clingy since June when it happened but I did not thinks animals grieved. He immediately severed his ongoing relationship with the Cocker Spaniel next door and does not leave the patio when she is out. I have even tried to go to the fence and pet her which usually drives him nuts. He only sits there and kind of cries. On our walks he still is the protector of the neighborhood and lets the other dogs and occasional squirrels know this. I have to find him a girlfriend. He seems happy that Katie Couric is back on the television with all her happiness and “(Those Legs”........). For some reason he has taken a liking to Honey Boo Boo. I came in one afternoon and he was watching a rerun of it. It is not the type of program I watch, but he is my friend. Whatever makes him happy. I have decided to take it to the internet. Please send pictures to I know he is not attractive puppy but he has had more girlfriends than I thought possible. He brought a full grown Poodle to her knees and other dogs that tower over him ( He is just thirteen and one half inches tall but thirty two inches front to back) any time he gets around a female dog the first thing she does is turn around so he can smell her hind quarters. He always does and barks twice just to let them know he is not easy. Soon these dogs are going crazy shaking and whimpering and spinning around much to their owners chagrin. He turns to me and has a smile and a sort of giggle like Snidely Whiplash that he gives me and swaggers off. I haven't seen this since June and I miss it. The little guy is my best friend and I miss my best friend. My dream is to be on the Katie Couric show with special guest Honey Boo Boo. Then we can both die happy. At least with some help he can find a pen pal girlfriend and this may cheer him up.


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      Alex Zelahy 

      6 years ago from Indiana

      Thank you for your comments . It means someone is reading them.

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      Thomas Silvia 

      6 years ago from Massachusetts

      Thanks for this very entertaining hub it was a very enjoyable read ! Well done !

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      The Frog Prince 

      6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Too funny! Good job.

      The Frog


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