Warning to All Men

Yes, we are complicated
As a woman I will be the first to admit, we can be rather complex creatures to deal with. One minute we are up, then the next minute we are down, sometimes all it takes is something as simple as you clearing your throat to tick us off. So let this be a warning to all men about how crazy we can get.
We are also very bad at assuming you should be able to read our minds, and complain about doing something by ourselves, without help' Even after you have offered to help hundreds of times, but in our mind's you should have insisted we let you do it, talk about confusing.
We will tell you nothing is wrong with us even though it is clearly obvious to you, and anyone else who accidentally gets in our way that something has made us mad. We can talk about how big our butts look in our favorite jeans all day long, but if you say anything about it, in our eyes that means you're calling us fat, even if you meant it in a good way. One minute we will tell you how we want to do all the work around the house, then turn around and get huffy because you actually expect us to keep up that bargain, as if everything really means everything. We really do not need a man's approval, I mean most of us think we are Venus anyway, by the way do you think I am pretty, how about sexy, maybe even smart, pun intended, notice my personal touch of sarcasm.
What we really want
Yes we are way crazy and a bit emotional, but if you make us happy, we will make you happy back. While we may offer to cater to you, we do not like being taken advantage of. So if you see us displaying some of the behaviors above it is because we either feel used, neglected or in some cases maybe even a little depressed. We love to hear you tell us we are beautiful and no matter how many times we say we do not need your approval, we really would like it. When we love someone it is with our whole heart, and when we are mad it is with our whole heart as well, which is why we sometimes act so crazy.
Show us you love us, as much as we love you. Surprise us with occasional back rubs or by making us a relaxing bath and handling the chores and kids for at least one night, even if we protest. Offer to open the door when our hands are full, and for crying out loud please pick up after yourself. Do the dishes when we cook do not wait for us to ask, just get up and do it. If you do these things and do them from your heart, you will be one happy man.