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The Worst Things You Could Say To Your Boyfriend

Updated on May 29, 2021
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Don't say these things to your boyfriend, or you're asking for trouble, because these are absolutely some of the worst things you could every say (unless you want him to break up with you).

Things You Should Not Say To Your Boyfriend

  • Good things come to those who wait, but you'll do until then.
  • Funny, but I feel more single than in a relationship with you.
  • My last boyfriend was bigger, so I'm still adjusting to you.
  • I need to stick with you for financial reasons, but I'm sure love will grow from it.
  • I've told my girlfriends that you and me are just friends.
  • I still have occasional desires for my ex boyfriend, but it's mostly when you're not around.
  • I love you, but I'm not sure that I am actually in love with you, or if this is a friend-zone type of relationship.
  • I don't want to change my Facebook status to show we are in a relationship. I'd like to keep that private from everyone.
  • Look, I'm sorry but it's either me or your dog.
  • You know that you are Mr right now, and I'm not in love, don't you?
  • Just because I can depend on you doesn't mean you can depend on me.
  • Although we are in a relationship right now, I could change my mind about that at any time.
  • I think you should realize from now on I make all the rules.
  • You weren't my first choice for a boyfriend, but the one I wanted wasn't interested in a relationship at the moment.
  • I must admit that there are lots of things I'd like to change about you looks and personality wise.
  • I've slept with better looking guys before you.
  • My ex taught me a lot of tricks, he was into kinky things!
  • I wish you looked more like my ex.
  • Just quietly, I admit, I've had quite a few great one-night-stands.
  • I'm still registered on a few online dating sites, but I hardly ever log on.
  • I tell all my friends about our bedroom antics, it makes them laugh.
  • I'm never going to be the one who treats you like you're so special.
  • I'm not completely attracted to your body. From now on let's dim the lights.
  • I don't really like your friends much. You should spend less time with them.
  • I don't like your mother that much.
  • The more I get to know you, the more I wonder if you're going to be good enough.
  • Your best friend is hot. So is your dad.
  • I've got a little crush on your brother / cousin / a work mate.
  • Thanks for helping me realize that I was happier when I was single.
  • I am spending most of this relationship wishing I was single again.
  • I don't think I'll ever feel comfortable introducing you to my family.

Definitely Don't Say These Things To Your Boyfriend.

  • My best friend/sister has a huge crush on you. What should we do?
  • I don't mind you, but I have to be honest, I'm not feeling like there's feeling here.
  • I'm ready to have your baby.
  • I refuse to allow you to go on a night out drinking with your mates.
  • You're a really bad kisser - it grosses me out!
  • When you're not around, I sometimes see someone else, but not often.
  • Are you sure your not dating that guy you work with?
  • Can I call your ex to confirm exactly why you broke up with her?
  • I'm happy for now, but I don't see you in my long term future.
  • My Facebook friends flirt with me all the time. I don't mind it that much.
  • I still text my ex-boyfriend sometimes, but honestly, it's only when I'm bored.
  • Luckily you are good looking, because I think you're kind of boring.
  • If you do not realize that your world should revolve around me, then I want to break up.
  • I'll never trust you if you go out without me.
  • I returned the jewelry you bought me because I wanted the cash.
  • I don't want anyone to know we're a couple. Lets just keep that between you and me.
  • I won't have time to see you on your birthday.
  • I prefer to holiday without a partner.
  • Can I call your boss to clarify you have been at work all week?
  • Yesterday, I asked your dad to give you advice about how to be more sensual.
  • I hope you don't mind, but I asked your Grandma for a loan to buy a horse.
  • I've enrolled you in my dance class and our first class is tonight. It's $300.00.
  • Sometimes I feel like I'm too hot to be with someone like you.
  • I must admit, I stalked your ex on Facebook and contacted her for relationship advice.
  • I can't be trusted if you leave me unattended for more than 24 hours.
  • Wow, I never realized you were so boring until we become a couple.
  • We don't have anything in common, and I hate all the things you like. Even your sister.
  • I asked your boss to call me if he sees you flirting.
  • I'm like the opposite of you, and you're like really lazy and boring.
  • If you don't tell me your movements at all times, I will absolutely assume you're cheating.
  • In my past relationships I always ended up cheating.
  • I could have another you in a minute!
  • I look through your mobile phone when you're not around. Sorry.

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