11 Terrible Marriage Proposals
"My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me" - Winston Churchill
Well, Winston, I'm pretty sure you did a better job than the fellas below.
Let's take a look, shall we?
Why Buy the Cow When You Get the Milk for Free?
Never mind that saying, why not buy the cow to express your love for the milk?
Er, um that didn't come out right. Must have been the hormones.
I mean, I do.
Nothing says classy like a can of Grizzly dip with a ring in it. Methinks the future holds a mouth with a bit of cancer in it, too.
In sickness and in health, right?
More Like Bloomin' Fun-ion
Awww, look how easily that ring will glide right onto her finger.
That's not gross at all.
The four food groups: bread, cheese, meat, and love.
It's Not Delivery
It's your proposal.
This guy is a thrifty lil' feller. Going all frozen pizza Casanova Chef on her. I hope you paused Netflix to say yes.
Take Me to Church
For a six-piece and a ring.
Shineka, you are one lucky 'chick'.
Mild sauce for a mildly creative approach to proposing. For those who don't want to 'think', just go South of the Border.
Every Step You Take......
Every move you make....
I'm thinking this guy has only seen her a couple times-- through her window. Who does this?
Love Lasts Forever
So does a tattoo......and a no. At least the wrist tattoos are reusable. Smart thinking, for a dummy.
They say ignorance is bliss. You clearly are very 'merry'.
It's not HPV, it's a ring.
In Case You Want More.....
Now it's your turn. Share your stories. Have your proposals been this classy and creative? Or, did this list inspire your upcoming proposal?
Praytell in the comments below.