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adult Pick Up Lines for all occasions

Updated on February 19, 2010

 

  • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

 

  • Be unique and different, just say yes.

 

  • I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

 

  • If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

 

  • That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

 

  • Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell

 

  • Can you give me directions to your heart?

 

  • What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

 

  • Call God. One of his angels is missing

 

  • If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

 

  • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

 

  • Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

 

  • I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

 

  • Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

 

  • Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

 

  • If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd be walking in a garden forever.

 

  • If I followed you home, would you keep me?

 

  • Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

 

  • God was showing off when he made you.

 

  • I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

 

  • I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you
  • You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

 

  • When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

 

  • I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

 

  • (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

 

  • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

 

  • So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?

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      Shaun 7 years ago

      lol, this was a great read, thanks - can't wait to test them out.

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