Is there any excuse for a man missing the toilet?

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   Daffy Duckposted 13 years ago

   Is there any excuse for a man missing the toilet?

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   Penteposted 13 years ago

   Yes, accidents happen. However, there is no excuse for grabbing a piece of toilet paper and wiping it up.

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   optimus grimlockposted 13 years ago

   No there is no exuse I think some of us are lazy and sometimes it comes out faster then we realize!

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   HattieMattieMaeposted 13 years ago

   hmm, ha ha! um I don't know I'm not a man, but it is disgusting have to clean it up after a man! lol

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   Matt in Jaxposted 13 years ago

   Wait...wait...You're not supposed to just close your eyes and pee until you hear water and know you're in the right spot?

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   cottontailposted 13 years ago

   no, there isn't. will there be a follow up hub?

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   J.S.Matthewposted 13 years ago

   As a man, there is no excuse! If an accident does happen then you should clean it up! No one should have to clean up your mess as it is disgusting and a potential health hazard. Maybe people that do that do it on purpose? Gross!
   
   JSMatthew~

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   6hotfingers3posted 13 years ago

   I would like to answer the question by saying, if he cleans up after himself, there is no problem with  a man missing the toilet from time to time. That happens sometimes. I am not a man but I can understand how that could happen once and a while.

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   lburmasterposted 13 years ago

   No, there is no excuse. In Japan they painted a fly in a urinal to see if men could still be trained by such a small tacktic. 90% of the men sent their pee directly on the fly. Apparently men can be trained.

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    MikeNVposted 13 years ago

    For me there is... I was told by my doctor not to do any "Heavy Lifting"...

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    Darknlovely3436posted 13 years ago

    is there any excuse for a man missing the toilet, yes, a small
    penis...

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    duffsmomposted 13 years ago

    No, but it is an epidemic!..................

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    dashingscorpioposted 13 years ago

    Yes....
    
    If he is rushing because he held off going to the bathroom too long. The minute he unzips his pants he starts peeing before he gets his aim.
    
    Another reason may be if he is an older man with an enlarged prostrate. Most likely his urine will not be in a "uniform solid stream" but instead "spray" or occassionally comes out in multiple blasts.
    
    Imagine using a bottle of Windex which contains various settings for adjusting the spray. When a man pees it's not always going to come out with the same force. However as has been pointed out in other comments, if an accident happens it should be wiped up!

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 13 years ago

    Ummmm...I would guess ...delusions of grandeur?!?

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    TinaTangoposted 13 years ago

    "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat!"

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    Jalapeno10posted 13 years ago

    People sometimes cannot hold anything in full control. We all lose control sometimes, just like men, they too lose control at times. so its pretty excusable.

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    akuiglaposted 13 years ago

    Are you worry about droplets?
    If you watch closely what men do,than you dont need a man!Take a gay,they dont miss the toilet!

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    iZekoposted 13 years ago

    The only one I can think of is...... blindness.

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    Rosie2010posted 13 years ago

    
    
    what a question!  No!  Definitely no excuse whatsoever.  The toilet bowl is big enough.. how can a man possibly not hit the target, heaven only knows.

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    aprilajuneposted 13 years ago

    Well, they would have to be really old, really young, really sick or really drunk.
    
    But - they can also clean it up.

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    privic4ruleposted 13 years ago

    yes there are too many reasons that can make any man miss toilet. Any man who is under alcohol will miss toilet over and over again. illness can also cause that.

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    teboposted 13 years ago

    If the man is too tall the toilet is too far below to get a good aim. I say we build toilets that men can hang over or as I have always said  everyone should sit down and then there would be no problem.

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    twilanelsonposted 13 years ago

    A gentleman, with no medical issues, who misses the toilet often could have an issue with eye hand coordination.  He needs therapy !     And, some disinfectant wipes.

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    commoncposted 13 years ago

    After a few drinks it become significantly more difficult... Perhaps inexcusable but still.. The solution is clearly just to install urinals in you bathroom

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    Blogger Sumonposted 13 years ago

    Nice question.People sometimes cannot hold anything in full control. We all lose control sometimes, just like men, they too lose control at times. so its pretty excusable. Thanks

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    shamani67posted 12 years ago

    Absolutely not. Unless they are drunk that is. They should try sitting down which makes it much better for all. LOL

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