You wanna connect with females? Here's a few tried and true rules to attract and keep one.
Don't be a jerk.
Listen sometimes instead of talking.
Be interested in something other than sports.
Be able to talk about something other than sports.
Call. Regularly. Even for just a few minutes.
Don't say you're going to call if you don't intend to.
Don't talk about other women you've dated or slept with.
Don't ask to borrow money.
Don't dress like a bum.
Bathe EVERY day.
Don't take a shower in cologne.
Send cards in the mail.
Get a decent car.