Worse first date lines I've received:
"So, what do you want the wedding to be like?"
"When can I meet your family?"
"I always give women a ride home from the bar when they've had too much to drink."
"I'm not really a cat person." "One day mommy will come home and you won't be here."
"I really like you, but I'm not ready for anything serious. Would you consider being friends with benefits?"
"I always have this lofty view of a women when I first start dating them, but then something happens that makes me realize they're human and I just seem to lose interest."
"Most of my friends are women ... all ex-girlfriends, actually."
"What kind of activities do you like to do for fun?" "Wow. That's stupid."
"Before we go to dinner, I need to go back to my hotel room and take a shower. Wanna join me?"
"My ex's daughter still lives in my basement. She's smokin' hot with coltish legs that just don't stop ..."
"Don't I know you from somewhere?"
"My friend thinks you have nice boobs."