We were in the Pret a Manger queue for airport food:
Me: Oooh they've made Leek and Potato Soup. I made that for us yesterday. It won't be as good as mine.
Him: No it definitely won't be as good as yours.
Me: I am pleased you said that so convincingly and with conviction.
Man in queue: (Laughing suddenly and hard) That was the right answer.
Him: There's only one right answer.
I love him because he will never run me down xx