What a mean question! Mean! Mean! Mean! I got fat because I have thyroid problems and the fact that I have big bones didn't help. Nothing to do with our breakup, I swear! Hahahaha
Thanks for making me laugh today. I find your question hilarious. LOL I have not bumped into an ex who got super duper fat, but if I did, AND "if" he dumped me, I would really find it extremely satisfying.