I'm a guy, but guys have tried to pick me up, or whatever. Not that I ever gave them any encouragement that I am aware of.
So one time I'm at this party with a date, a totally hot chick, and this guy keeps hitting on me. Finally I asked, "What can you do for me that she can't" as I nodded toward my date who was about ten feet away talking to somebody. Well, he told me, quite graphically. She could have done the same thing if she purchased the necessary equipment. It was pretty funny, actually. I never felt like smacking him.
Hey man, I been to Cranberry Township. And not for shopping.