I used to work in a convenience store (about 7-8 yrs ago) and there was a fella who would come in a few days a week. He asked me out but I said no because I was married. One V-Day he came in and handed me a box of chocolate. Actually, it was a chocolate fish in a box.
I thanked him and thought 'how nice.' After he left I showed it to a friend, who held up the box to look at the fish. I could see the bottom of the box and hand written in blue ink were the words "TO DADDY, I LOVE YOU" and it was marked thru with a red pen!!!
OMG I had a cow!!! My friends and I still laugh about this!!! I saved the chocolate until the next time he came in and I gave it back and told him he should give it to his kid if he didn't want it!!!!!