When MoneyMonkee in college, very shy. Have PublicSpeaking class. Make very good speech about something (me no remember topic); professor enter speech in contest and,whoosh! MM in finals. MM have to make speech before 500 people in big room. Muy nervosa. Hold on to podium so no faint, and start speaking. Little bumping noise, MM look around for cause, but can't find it. Continue speaking, bumping noise go on and on. After about 4 minutes into 5 minute speech, discover about bumping noise. MM so nervous and shaking podium so it "walking" toward edge of stage. MM discover this when podium fall off stage, taking MM with it and MM land on floor with skirt of her dress over her head. MM no win.