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Well, this is not the best, but it is funny enough to share... I guess :-):
-Are you a parking ticket?
-'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
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This is not the best pickup line.. just cos it didn't work on me! But it's one that I haven't forgotton.. and you shall see why:
"Your thighs look very comfortable.."
- I can not sleep well because of this global financial crisis!
- Well, I sleep like a baby!
- Yes, I wake up each hour and cry!
The best one that actually worked on me was "You look like an Angel" (I was wearing a pretty white dress)...
Why are you on the floor? Here, let me pick you up.
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