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Reasons One should not have a girl friend!!

Updated on November 26, 2011

Introduction

While it has been always argued that No men can survive without a girl by their side, and if they can....they aren't men...lolzz!! It has nothing to do with the sentiments of people who by choice decide to despair with whole of the community of opposite sex. Extremely sorry if my words been miscomprehended. It also does not mean either that I only enjoy the spoils of singlehood.I die as well for all good creations of GOD and prefer to praise them with my usual sort of guy's look..(all guys must be aware of it). Still I feel addiction of a girl is worst...worst even then alcohol...worst even then drugs...Here are my insights why WE (guys) should avoid inching closer to THEM (girls)...;)

Do not sometimes you feel Mercedes Benz Costs Less!!!

Its so often said...The hotter the chick, the higher cost to maintain her "hotness". They can really make you run for your money!! Recolect..hostel days in your colleges - spending mindless hours of talking on calls not caring for your dad's hard earned money.Taking your girl out on a date..and settling the hefty sum of money to get closer to her, for a chance to kiss....or...may be....GOD.. HUFF...they really cost so mammoth...

God....What a Great Distractor....??

"Concentrate..Focus...Towards your goal, your ambition" - your father say it, your mother say it, your teacher say it.... "My focus is SHE, My goal is only SHE, my ambition of life is SHE & SHE only"...that is what you say... Your equation with your family inversely proportional to loyalty with your GF. Eventually, she never lets your harvest your mind for something of worth...Reason, she keeps your mind occupied so purposefully so horribly..."You love me?" "You do not love me anymore?" "You aren't the same guy I met before"....OOOOOOOOOOOOuuhh....Give me break!! One day Sky falls on you..earth is shaken beneath you..she kicks your ass for someone else, she is out of your life. Then what happens? That is when you realize she was.....not worth you and ruined a part of your good life that you could have invested shaping your career... Holds true..."A life minus gf = life with peace!!"

Do They Have Brain......?? Still hold the reign!!

A girl with beauty has no brain....We guys long for beauty; means we actually desire to have those nature of gfs who have brains not in Head but in their Knee-joints. Now Fantasize!! your GF with no brain...WOW..ample advantage...I Heard some of you guys proclaiming loud.. isn't it?? We can....uuumm....have...ummmm...all...."Good they do not have brains!!"...lolzz

But if they do not posses brain, does not mean they can't captivate ours. They are indeed a great drivers of our brains... How?? Well..They usually get "special treatment" from we GUYS only.There are always dickheads who're be more than happy to help them!!

You Grow Blind!!

Do not believe me?? Of course, you turn blind!! Can you eye a hot chick passing by, when you with your GF?? Even your brown ball (of your eye) will disobey your heart's will. Ok..no worries, I agree..sometimes you can eye a hot sexxy beautiful chick making you breathe heavier..you can do so sneaking a chance for run of your life. But mind you!! if you not running on a luckier horse, you are running on a hot pot of coal. Your GF will take hell out of you if your fate does not promise to be good enough for you..."You were eying her...weren't you?" "She is hotter than me..right??" "You lost interest in me...??" and lastly....."ALL GUYS ARE SAME!!"

And finally what happens........

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      Reginald Chan 5 years ago from Malaysia

      Well, the topic does interest me and looks interesting. Keep up the writing pal!

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      Prashant 5 years ago from Mumbai, India

      Thanks buddy... :)

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      Ruchi Urvashi 5 years ago from Singapore

      Interesting. I think a man can have girl friend but the mindset needs to be right first. I have seen lot of success in love turned to happy marriages, so I am positive about it.

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      Prashant 5 years ago from Mumbai, India

      I agree....there have been successes...still there have been stories that went futile.Nonetheless, its good to have one than repent of not having anyone!

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      Nemanja Boškov 5 years ago from Serbia

      This was very interesting to read - I hope you will someday find a girlfriend who will change your mind for good :)

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      Prashant 5 years ago from Mumbai, India

      thanks nemanjaboskov, i had thou ;)

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      Nemanja Boškov 5 years ago from Serbia

      That's great news :)

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      Prashant 5 years ago from Mumbai, India

      lolzz...indeed!!

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      Carlon Michelle 5 years ago from USA

      Great Hub and very funny. Now if only I could squash by compartmentalizing my emotions like you men have the ability to then I could happily live my life without a boyfriend. I could write a 2000 page article on the benefits of being without a boyfriend. Life sure is much more simpler without one. LOL Smile!

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      prashantpujan 5 years ago

      LOL....thanks for dropping in.. :)

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