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How to Pick Up Angry Girls

Updated on August 27, 2014

Aggressive girls can be exciting, too.

There are many questions you can have fun answering with an aggressive girl. Are you stronger than she is? Is public humiliation really important to her, or is it just a hobby? Can you both be on top at the same time?

Aggressive girls are not always what they seem. Frequently, in the privacy of their own homes, they are even more obnoxious.

But, hey, maybe public humiliation is really important to you.

You might believe that just because a girl is aggressive, you can do or say anything at all and she will still agree to continue the argument in a motel.

This is not true. There are some things even aggressive girls do not like.

What Aggressive Girls Do Not Like.

1. Aggressive girls do not like it if you try to get their attention by snapping their bra straps.

2. Aggressive girls do not like it when you put a glass eye in their drink.

3. Aggressive girls hate it when you sprinkle them with chest hair.

4. Aggressive girls really hate it when you tell them, "It's always hard, so whenever you're ready..."

5. Aggressive girls can't stand it when you chuck them under the chin and say, "Koochie-koochie coo!"

6. Aggressive girls go ape when you try to introduce yourself by blowing up their nose.

So how can you make a good impression on an aggressive girl? Simple. Do what aggressive girls like.

What Aggressive Girls Like

1. Aggressive girls like it when you take a last drag on your cigarette, lean casually across the bar, and stub the butt out on their foreheads.

2. Aggressive girls like it when you introduce yourself by playing the Flight of the Bumblebee on your armpit.

3. Aggressive girls really respond when you ask them to be partners with you in a tag team wrestling match, then invite them to your apartment to look at your trunks.

4. Aggressive girls sometimes lose control when you eat the buttons from their blouses.

5. Aggressive girls really want to get to know you if you walk into a bar dragging a blazing fire and a bottle of chilled champagne.

6. Aggressive girls always get hot when you get down on your hands and knees and bay at their breasts.

Photo courtesy of Derek Kimball
Photo courtesy of Derek Kimball

Have you ever picked up an Aggressive Girl?

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    • zan00657 profile image

      zan00657 6 years ago from India

      nice hub... enjoyed specialties of aggressive girls

      Aggressive girls are always happy i think :D

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      Mohan Kumar 6 years ago from UK

      I loved the visual imagery of ' Koochie koi hie koo' - I love this series!

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      Cassandra Mantis 7 years ago from UK and Nerujenia

      Great humor and funny as hell. Rating you up. The bra strap joke was especially funny!