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How To Pick Up Foreign Girls

Updated on May 1, 2010

Some men prefer foreign girls to girls from their own country.

They think, "Foreign girls are exciting. Foreign girls know about different ways to make love. Foreign girls talk in a foreign language. That really turns me on, as long as it's not Bulgarian. I want a foreign girl."

But how can you meet a foreign girl? On the outside, they look just like normal people. What you need is a sure-fire technique.

A Sure-Fire Technique

Storm into a bar, blow a whistle, and scream at the top of your lungs, "Immigration Officer! All foreigners, up against the wall." Then, just take your pick.

Another Sure-Fire Technique

Storm into a bar, blow a whistle, and scream at the top of your lungs, "I have chocolate, I have silk stockings!"...

Photo courtesy of Linden Laserna
Photo courtesy of Linden Laserna

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      Cassandra Mantis 7 years ago from UK and Nerujenia

      You are a funny woman! I love your madcap sense of humor. This is the only hub on hub pages about this subject, to my knowledge. Would love the hub to be a wee bit longer! Rating you up anyhooo!

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      dev 6 years ago

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