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How To Pick Up Refined Girls

Updated on May 6, 2010

What do you think, refined girls don't have needs, refined girls don't have wants? Refined girls are nothing more than cheap girls who have learned to keep their elbows off the table.

As long as you know what not to say - and keep your hands to yourself for five minutes - you have a terrific chance of picking up any refined girl in the world. Especially if she's slumming.

What You Should Never Tell A Refined Girl

Since they have an image to keep up, refined girls won't speak to you if you say certain things to them. So never say these certain things. Never say to a refined girl:

1. "So tell me about your woman parts."

2. "Want to hear me play my fly?"

3. "I'll buy you a drink if you let me crack the knuckles in your toes."

4. "Go ahead, see if you can guess how big it is."

5. "Oh, Michaelangelo was okay, for a guy who couldn't tap dance."

6. "OMG!... you've got a neck like a bull!"

7. "I'm probably the only guy in the room who isn't gay."

Refined girls don't want to hear these things. Rather, they prefer to hear refined things, things which draw on the arts, which draw on the classics, which reveal you as a thinker, as an intellectual, as a guy with suave moves.

How To Show Refined Girls You've Got Suave Moves

What You Should Never Tell A Refined Girl

Since they have an image to keep up, refined girls won't speak to you if you say certain things to them. So never say these certain things. Never say to a refined girl:

1. "So tell me about your woman parts."

2. "Want to hear me play my fly?"

3. "I'll buy you a drink if you let me crack the knuckles in your toes."

4. "Go ahead, see if you can guess how big it is."

5. "Oh, Michaelangelo was okay, for a guy who couldn't tap dance."

6. "OMG!... you've got a neck like a bull!"

7. "I'm probably the only guy in the room who isn't gay."

Photo courtesy of Sarah Eitel
Photo courtesy of Sarah Eitel

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      TattoGuy 6 years ago

      You do know you have duplicated the first paragraph over again, don't ya ?

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      Cassandra Mantis 6 years ago from UK and Nerujenia

      I am enjoying the series of hubs you have here! Question, was that a mistake above - that you repeated the text 2 times? Cheers.

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      Myn Is Me 6 years ago

      Thanks guys. It must have been a copy/paste mishap.

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      thevoice 6 years ago from carthage ill

      good hub read thanks

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      Myn Is Me 6 years ago

      why do I get the feeling that 'thevoice' hasn't read my hub?

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      Cassandra Mantis 6 years ago from UK and Nerujenia

      Yeah, he never caught out the "double paragraph" trap you so carefully laid for everyone to make sure we are awake! Hehehehe!

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      epigramman 6 years ago

      Mars again calling!!!

      This HOW TO series about women is extremely funny and captivating but with also tremendous insight and verve!

      You write as good as you look and that's pretty hubtastic!!

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      darango 5 years ago

      "Refined girls" prefer to hear refined things such as: I have money lots of money, want to go on my jet, yacht, island. There are so many too refined options to list.

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      Myn Is Me 5 years ago

      That's a lovely list! I could listen to it for hours!

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