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The Sexiest Quotes Ever

Updated on September 5, 2012

Enjoy These Great Love and Sex Quotes

These sexiest quotes ever are taken from my collection of more than 100,000 of the world's best quotations.

Advice for a happy marriage: Never yell at each other unless the house is on fire. — Leo Aikman

Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off, but it's better if you do. — Alice, character in Closer movie

Sex is the best high. It’s better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good. — Ling Bai, actress

On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates men to observe anniversaries and birthdays: fear. — Dave Barry, humorist

What's the fun of kissing a woman without the risk she'll decide to stick a knife in you? — Prince Beslan, character in Robert Jordan’s Wheel of Time series

Great sex is not a pleasant soak in the tub, with the scented candle burning. Great sex is more like a bomb exploding inside your right mind. — Amy Bloom, author

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. — Pierce Brosnan, actor

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. — Helen Gurley Brown, editor

It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. — Drew Carey, actor and comedian

It was a simple truth; the Creator made women so men would not find life too easy. — Matt Cauthon, character in Robert Jordan’s Winter’s Heart novel

Pleasure for one hour, a bottle of wine. Pleasure for one year, a marriage; but pleasure for a lifetime, a garden. — Chinese proverb

Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you, somewhere inside, in a way you may never expect, in a way that resounds so deeply within you that you cannot believe it. — Margaret Cho, comedienne

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year. — Bette Davis, actress

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. — Clint Eastwood, actor, director, and producer

Scientists have discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive: it’s called wedding cake. — Laura Estes

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. — Matt Groening, cartoonist and TV show creator

Shopping is better than sex. If you’re not satisfied after shopping, you can make an exchange for something you really like. — Adrienne Gusoff, teacher and humorist

The Top Five Reasons You Will Enjoy These Sexy Quotations

  • They are brilliant quotes from fabulous people.
  • These quotations will turn you on.
  • These quotations might turn you off.
  • These quotes will add to your scintillating conversation.
  • You will laugh. You will cry. You might just go to bed early.

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    • ViolaSuSi profile image

      ViolaSuSi 

      5 years ago

      Funny quotes. I enjoyed them.

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      anonymous 

      5 years ago

      lol, these are cool quotes

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      anonymous 

      5 years ago

      lol, these are cool quotes

    • HughSmulders LM profile image

      HughSmulders LM 

      6 years ago

      LOL Cool quotes! Squidlike

    • chrisqw profile image

      chrisqw 

      6 years ago

      I like the wedding cake quote!

    • Jhangora LM profile image

      Jhangora LM 

      7 years ago

      Nice quotes. Really liked them.

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      Achillles 

      9 years ago

      Nice quotes...keep adding up and make the list as large as possible

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