- Gender and Relationships
Sweet Things to Say to Your Boyfriend
A Very Sweet Saying for Him
Sweet Things, Funny Things, Mushy Things & Even Sarcastic Things You Can Say to Your Boyfriend!
'You never have to buy me anything ever again' - Some of the sweetest things you can say, are probably too much of a "guy thing" to appreciate
Since I personally have this crazy knack of being able to put together sayings for text, cards or just to say to someone purely off the top of my head, and fairly quickly, I thought why not be sweet about it (sort of).
These 'sweet things' are from the sarcastic pile:
1. Work on your car all day dear, then feel free to go play cards with your friends for as long as you need.
2. You just don't have to help me around the house! I'm good.
3. I love it when all your friends come over.
4. Please leave the toilet seat up. And thank you.
5. Don't worry, I'll cook every single night.
6. Sure, go ahead and fix the car's motor on the dining room table.
7: You'll "Complete Me" when you complete painting the family room
8: When you don't talk to me, I know you love me
9: Go ahead relax, "I Got This"
10: Socks and Sandals work for me. Yah, that's right, go out in public wearing them.
11: Don't worry, I'm yours forever no matter what you do <---that might scare him.
12: You "Complete" too many people...if yah know what I'm saying
13: Don't move over, I want to squish you in a loving way
14: My mom loves you, my dad loves you, I no longer have a choice in the matter
15: Forget the expensive restaurant for dinner, just take me to that drive-thru over there
16: Yes I really do like it when you sleep all day
17: Do not get up, do not hold the door open for me, I can carry everything all by myself
18: I feel great when I'm around you, here, let me crazy glue you to my hip
19: Golf all day, drink all day, sleep all day, it's your choice
20: You never have to buy me another gift, ever
21: The hairy-er the better, keep that fur on your back
22: You inspire my sarcasm, thank you
23: Take your time, I don't mind if you're late when you pick me up
24: Today, I not only can't help loving you, I want to love you.
25: Watch Football all day, 'cause that's hot.
26. You are my sweet angel wrapped in guy stuff
27: Thank you for doing the dishes...last month
28: You cheer me up when everyone else around me makes me crazy!
29: Toss me on the floor (gently) and show me who's boss (gently)
30: You are the Star in my Life
31: I love it when you don't shower
32: You are the mayonnaise on my sandwich
33: I am the wind beneath your wings, actually I'm more like the boot up your *SS
Being Nice to Him, Actually Really Nice
Some Sweet Things Can be Nice!
Boyfriend Nice Time - It's Needed
1. I love you five days a week, the other two I lust you.
2. I'm so in love with you, breathing hurts.
3. When I'm without you, I'm never without you.
4. You're easy to love.
5. You make me laugh.
6. In this world you make me who I am
7. Life makes sense when I see you at the end of the day
8. As I love you, I learn more about life
9. My love, you fill me with sunshine smiles and rainbow colors
10. When I'm with you, the whole world stops, and I finally breathe
11. Life means more to me with you here
12. If I could hold on to you from morning til night, that still wouldn't be enough time
13. You're the only man I see
14. In good times and in bad, you are my answer
15. Never forget, always remember, you can count on me
16. I See You. You See Me. Love is not Blind.
17. Our love has taken every test, and we've passed
18. I'm in it for the long haul
19. You make me want to stay here with you forever
20. I can see your heart when I smile
21. This kind of love hurts so much that it feels good
22. My soul needs your soul to exist
23. Each day I love you more than the day before, it scares me, but I'm grateful
24. I've loved you always, mistakes and all
25. Tomorrow doesn't matter, just this moment with you does
26. I only know love because I know you
27. Only you know how this love feels, I'm so glad it's you
28. In this world I am connected to you soul to soul
29. Your love is what brings me home and keeps me breathing
30. Listen close, you'll hear me whispering 'I love you' all day in your ear
31. You make me smile during times when only tears should come, thank you
32. Did you know that I love you? In case I haven't said it enough, I want you to know just what you truly mean to me
I Have Loved You for a Thousand Years - More than sweet, absolutely beautiful
If you haven't listened to this song, be sure to listen to it - It's filled with beautiful lyrics, and those lyrics are filled with very sweet things you can say to your boyfriend, such as: 'All of my doubt suddenly goes away somehow'; I have died everyday waiting for you; darling don't be afraid I have loved you for a 1000 years - The song has a haunting quality to it.
Text These One to Him
Sweet Things You Can Say to Your Boyfriend by Text
1. I love you baby
2. You are seriously hot
3. I See You
4. Don't worry, I'm here
5. Lets share our lives forever
6. Life is like a box of chocolates, I got the nut
7. You make me laugh
8. I always remember to never forget us
9. Don't think I don't know you love me
10. I text u love
11. You're mine
12. Yesterday is like today, perfect with you
13. Tomorrow's promise is today's love
14. Call me crazy, you are an original guy
15. Your butt is cute
16. I love you and your smarts!
17. So tall, so kind, so glad your mine
18. I can't wait to get my hands on you
19. Yesterday was a great beginning
20. I love our life story
21. When you walk away, it hurts
22. Sometimes life is perfect, that's when you're here
23. I'm hungry just for you
24. I cry bubbles not tears, cause I'm happy to see you
25. The moon and you, both too far away right now
26. Hurry, I love you, Hurry I need you, Hurry I want you
27. I have loved you through many lifetimes
28. In this life I am bound by your love and light
29. During trying times, your hugs center my soul
30. Your smile takes me to a place beyond this world
31. Love you, like you, need you, want you, miss you
Just a quick list off the top my (Brite-Ideas) head!
He's Your Man
A Few More Sarcastically Sweet Things to Say to Your Boyfriend
1. I love You so Much, My Mother Cried.
2. Here's the Remote. Want the Batteries?
3. I Put a Naked Photo of Me on your Desktop, It's my best one. I was three.
4. You Can See Other Women - Here put this bag over your head.
5. You're Sexier than any Other Man Alive - Sometimes I'm Honest.
6. You are my Knight in shining boxer shorts
7. If you want to be my valentine, do my housework for a day
8. Cute's a breeze.
9. You hold my heart in your hand, don't clap.
10. You completed me.
11. Love works. I wish you did.
12. I Love smart men..and I love you too.
13. You could be smarter than the Super Committee.
14. I love you like a fish loves a worm
15. If there were a contest for smartest cutest, don't worry winning isn't everything
16. I love it when you do nothing day in and day out
17. Love means always having to say you're sorry, so I'll just start my day off with that!
18. You make me 1000 times better than I was (I hope you're buying this crap)
19. You're the most organized man I know. You're the girl and I'm the guy. Love that.
20. If you were the last man on earth, I'd still pick you. Wait, I'd have to pick you. Never mind.
More Sweet Sayings!
- Sweet Things to Say to Your Girlfriend
So you're looking to impress her with words...or just make her laugh, if that's the case here are some ideas that you can text to her, or go old school...write it in the card and drop it in the mail!
Sweet Things Said for Him - Pure Paradise
1. Let Me Show You What Beautiful Is.
2. I Want You to Ride with Me, Even on the Bumpy Roads.
3. If You Run for President, I Won't Laugh.
4. Paradise is Where You Are.
5. You're the Man I want to Weather the Storms with.
6. Don't say no, I love you so
7. Sunshine makes me smile and think of you for a while
8. I know how I love you...deeply
© 2008 Barbara Tremblay Cipak