- Religion and Philosophy
5 Reasons Why I Think Scientology Is Awesome
Scientology Isn't All That Bad
Why do people always rag on Scientology? Sure it's had its bad times, such as failing to infiltrate the FBI, or just being racist in general, but all that aside here are some of the good points!
L.Ron Hubbard Was A Sci Fi Writer
One reason I think scientology is awesome, is that the creator, L. Ron Hubbard, was a science fiction writer. Scientology is science fiction, Star Wars is Science Fiction, therefore Scientology is awesome.
I get to spend most of my money on auditing myself! Sure what else would I spend my hard earned cash on, besides spiritual counselling?
"The Prison Planet"
If planet Earth really is "The Prison Planet" then that means I am a convict, and therefore have a major boost in my street cred!
I'm pretty sure that if I joined the cult of Scientology, I would be Katie Holmes BFF with a matter of weeks!
Respect From My Peers
The best thing about being a Scientologist would probably be finally getting the respect i deserve from my peers! Finally I will be cool enough to be accept in many, many social situations.