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Beware - The Devil's Footmen Are Everywhere

Updated on March 26, 2012

Ever see a commie drink water? Vodka isn't that what they drink?

The Devil's Footmen are everywhere!

Social Conservationism Reruns

Young people today are probably shocked by the current social conservatism advocacy spouting out of the mouth's of GOP presidential candidates like Ricky "Sweater Vest" Santorum and the "shaming" tea party tactics of trying to legisrate morality by restricting access to women's health services and contraception. Or the vile comments from the mouth of Rush Limbaugh against women. The speeches from the right warn of the dangers of eroding morals, marriage being eroded by the "gay agenda" and contraception being the devil's tool.

Older American's and those who have studied history just sigh and say here we go again. Time and time again through out history we see such fear tactics used to control people. In modern times it was the Nazi brand of Christian nationalism (blame put on gays, foreigners and then Jews) and facism. Then here in America we had our home grown version with Senator Joe McCarthy and the red scare - the communists are infiltrating America and putting fluoride in the water! Fidel Castro is going to invade! Hollywood is communist plot to erode the minds of our youth via the drive in movie!

Check out this clip from the cult film "If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?" from 1970s Evangelist preacher, Reverend Estus W. Pirkle (rhymes with Urkle). The movie warns what will happen to the good ol' U.S.A. if the citizens do not give up their depraved ways (TV, dancing, rock n' roll, alcohol, premarital sex, drive ins) and turn to God and Jesus for salvation. See if you can spot any similarity to the preaching of Rick "No Sex for Fun" Santorum as he makes his way around the country trying to rally up like minded puritan social conservatives.

The Complete Film including beheading of children!

Summary of the Film and the Extreme Rights Worldview

According to this film and the Religious Right, the devil is everywhere! Here are just some of the "Footmen of the Devil" you must watch out for:

  • Public School (Satan's playground)
  • Television (except for Fox News)
  • Commies (and today's version - Liberals, Terrorists, Muslims, Lady GaGa and illegal immigrants)
  • Rock and Roll Music (except for Christian Hair Bands)
  • Movies (except for church funded propaganda)
  • Recreation (idle hands!)
  • Fashion designers (and wardrobe malfunctions!)
  • The Liquor crowd (Oh that devilish liquor crowd!)
  • Magazines (Vanity Fair be gone!)
  • Hollywood (Satanwood)
  • Proponents of situation ethics (The Devil doesn't want our morals to be the law of the land!)
  • Unscrupulous men and women (except for Fat Cats with lots of campaign contributions)
  • False preachers (the other guys in the debates)
  • Monday morning ridicule Bosses who want you to work on Sunday. (Evil Walmart)
  • National Guard has exercises on Sunday. (The local Militia group observes Sunday!)
  • Contraception (The Devil wants to prevent unwanted children!
  • Planned Parenthood & Welfare (The Devil wants to prevent unwanted children!)
  • Healthcare Reform (The Devil wants you to have health insurance!)
  • Regulation (The Devil want to prevent you from polluting!)
  • Taxes (The Devil wants to build infrastructiure and run courtrooms and gasp! build schools!)


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    • Paladin_ profile image

      Paladin_ 5 years ago from Michigan, USA

      Hehe. You forgot atheists! (Even though we don't believe in the devil)

      I feel slighted! ;-)

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      peanutroaster 5 years ago from New England

      Don't play with the One-Eyed Snake - you might go blind!

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      peanutroaster 5 years ago from New England


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      viquar 5 years ago from Hyderabad, India

      It is the army of Anti-Christ. Like the popular saying,"In the land of Blind, the One-Eyed man is the King". They want us to be Blind, so the one-eyed Anti-Christ can be the King. Look out for One Eye symbols, they are everywhere. Logos of major companies, government emblems etc.