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Crazy Tongues Church vs The Bible - Modern Christian Madness Like The Apostle Paul Said

Updated on April 22, 2016

House of crazy tongues

Looks calm from the outside
Looks calm from the outside | Source
Crazy tongues factory
Crazy tongues factory | Source

Crazy tongues double up

I suppose it had to happen eventually, after seeing videos of people doing the same thing, which is for me to have to sit through a crazy tongues session in person. When I was speaking to some of this churches members the week before, it did not seem as if they were that way inclined, but one of the women did show some signs of being over emotional. They invited me to their church service, so I arrived the next week and was welcomed into a room that had four people in it. They were having a bit of a Bible study, so I joined in by answering some of the asked questions and also asking some questions myself. The Bible study then ended and they said a normal prayer, but after the normal one, the crazy tongues session started and went on for a few minutes. After the service I asked who they were and it turned out that I had gone into the wrong entrance, with the real target church actually being upstairs. I went into the correct part of the building and entered during the end of the preaching, which just seemed to be the usual prosperity one, with hardly any scriptures mentioned. After the preaching, the preacher asked the congregation to stand up and then he told them to start the crazy tongues, so I ended up having to sit through another session of it. After the service, I went up with some other visitors to see the pastor and the confidence that I saw in him when he was preaching, seemed to evaporate when he was talking to me, almost as if he knew that I didn't respond well to showmanship. I then spoke to the emotional woman, who I saw the week before, who then arranged for me to speak with one of their pastors in two weeks time.

Mission statement

Should have warned about the crazy tongues
Should have warned about the crazy tongues | Source

The Bible speaks and is ignored

I went back two weeks later and had to wait a bit because the pastor had forgotten about our appointment, even though his phone had the info in it. The main question that I asked him about was relating to the crazy tongues session and the main method that he seemed to use was to keep on saying that praying in tongues is different from speaking in tongues, even though he was just making this statement up, because it is not possible for an unlearned person to tell the difference and tongues is supposed to be for the edification of unbelievers. We can read of why crazy tongues is unprofitable in I Corinthians 14:22-28 which says "Wherefore tongues are for a sign, not to them that believe, but to them that believe not: but prophesying serveth not for them that believe not, but for them which believe. If therefore the whole church be come together into one place, and all speak with tongues, and there come in those that are unlearned, or unbelievers, will they not say that ye are mad? But if all prophesy, and there come in one that believeth not, or one unlearned, he is convinced of all, he is judged of all: And thus are the secrets of his heart made manifest; and so falling down on his face he will worship God, and report that God is in you of a truth. How is it then, brethren? when ye come together, every one of you hath a psalm, hath a doctrine, hath a tongue, hath a revelation, hath an interpretation. Let all things be done unto edifying. If any man speak in an unknown tongue, let it be by two, or at the most by three, and that by course; and let one interpret. But if there be no interpreter, let him keep silence in the church; and let him speak to himself, and to God." and you should see that these verses destroy crazy tongues, as they should be silent if there is no interpreter, because everything that happens in the church, must bring edification to whoever is there.
It turned out that the pastor was a lawyer, so I decided to hit him with a businessman classic, to see what his workarounds would be, when hit with how the professionals would do things. I said he should imagine that their church did get in a high level businessman to try to improve their results, then I came in to advise the businessman and suggested that he could change the praying in the spirit, to be done according to how Jesus advised in Matthew 6, to see if this could help. I then asked him if he thought that the businessman would take my advice and then sat and waited while he thought hard to come up with a reason why the businessman would not listen to me. This plainly showed to me that this pastor was not interested in doing things seriously, whether it is like how the Bible says to do things, or how the heathen would do things, but his brain is somehow locked in to doing things like how the church leader says and is fine with ignoring what God says, if it clashes with their churches doctrine. As I listened to him speak it was obvious that he was using pretty much the same techniques that all fake Christians would use, but the big mystery for me is why it is so hard for them to be affected by what is written in the Bible, with the alarming conclusion being that it is because God's spirit is not in them. If God's spirit was in them, then you would expect it to be easy for them to be convicted by what the Bible has to say, but a person without God's spirit in them will obviously have no problem in trying to change the meaning of the clear words that are written in the Bible, because they do not care about what the original meaning should be.

Some things to read

No free Bibles
No free Bibles | Source

Drunk in the tongues

Earlier while I was waiting for the pastor to finish with his previous meeting, I was thinking about how the discussion would be a waste of time, because it is obvious that it should be difficult to convert a pastor in his own church, but I decided that it was worth it just so that I can see what techniques he would use in order to convert the meaning of the clear words that are in the Bible. His techniques just seemed to be the same as an average Christian, which makes me think that it seems to be a similar force that is affecting all fake Christians and it is up to them to realise what is happening, if they want to have any chance of salvation. Any big multinational company would have a standard way for their employees to do things, with the rules being available in a written form and the employees will have to follow these rules if they do not want to get the sack. God has set up His own operation and has one rule book, but the employees seem to take Him as a joke and will willingly ignore a lot of the things that are written in His rule book. The rewards that God has to offer includes having power over the nations, but the employees could care less and will seemingly prefer to listen to anyone who is an expert at watering down what the rule book says. When the multinationals sack someone, they at least get to keep their soul, but when God gives someone the sack, they lose their soul as well, but the majority of God's employees do not seem to care about this, which is a very worrying thing. We can get a clue as to why these fake Christians seem to have a brain full of static, in Revelation 17:1-5 which says "And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters: With whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication. So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns. And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication: And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH." and we see here that these fake Christians are drunk, because they still like partaking in the the distractions that the whore of Babylon provides, without realising the affects that these things are having on them. Some people mistakenly think that the Roman Catholic church is the whore, but they are only a small part of the whore, while the other parts of the whore seem to be invisible to the average fake Christian.

Do you want to help to stop the craziness?

If anyone does not believe what I am saying about the fake Christians and live in the London England area, then they can meet up with me and we can visit a church, where I can then show them how confused the fake Christians are. It is a very easy thing to do, but I wouldn't be surprised if most people would be too scared to do something like this, simply because they are also drunk from the whore, so do not care about anything serious that is happening in the world. If there are any brave people, who have shrugged off the drunkenness of the whore, then they can get in touch with me to join in the fight for the truth.

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