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Funny Church Bulletins

Updated on September 21, 2013

A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance; Ecclesiastes 3:4

God created laughter and crying. I think we all enjoy a good laugh sometimes. I enjoy telling stories, most of which were not that funny at the time. As it turns out they are funny and ironic. Some of the decisions I made without thinking caused some hilarious moments later. I'm glad that I learned to laugh at them.

One time someone stole our truck and we had a good laugh because this truck had many problems. The door on the passenger door didn't open at all, you had to go out the drivers door. There was a Christian praise and worship stuck in the cassette player that just payed on loop. The gas gauge didn't work at all so it looked like there was always gas in it. When it got stolen there wasn't much gas in it. I hope they enjoyed the ride. It was insured and we got much more than it was worth. So it all worked out. I just miss that tape.

A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.

"What Denomination?" Asked the clerk.

"Oh, my goodness! Have we come to this?" said the woman.

"Well give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic!"

I thought some of you might enjoy the video of the funny church bulletins.


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    • John Cain profile image

      John Cain 7 years ago from Dayton, Texas

      That was very good. God bless you

    • Sky321 profile image

      Sky321 7 years ago from Canada

      Silverfoxygirl108 and Lynnibug-Thanks for visiting and sharing laughs.

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      Lynn "lynnibug" Rios 7 years ago

      Thanks, I needed that today!

    • silverfoxygirl108 profile image

      silverfoxygirl108 7 years ago

      That cracks me up!

    • Sky321 profile image

      Sky321 7 years ago from Canada

      Thanks, I'm glad you liked it.

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      Vladimir Uhri 7 years ago from HubPages, FB

      Neat hub.