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How To Summon A Demon For Money And Become Insanely Rich Without A Soul

Updated on May 26, 2016
Satan's Portal
Satan's Portal

Deep within our planet, an inner Earth dwells

Some have called it the pit of fire, some have called it hell

But when evil takes you over and the demons come to drag you to their depth

No prayer can save you, not even if Jesus wept

Your weak and worthless soul is ours to use as we wish

So easily we betray you, as Judas did his master with a kiss

Come now, hell awaits, can you smell the rotting flesh

Be prepared for everlasting torture, damned to hell you wretch!

-The Mad Demon-

Before The Summoning

Before we summon the demon of money we need to get our bodies ready in case he needs a host. The ritual you will perform will cleanse you of any righteous elements and then allow the Demon of money to come into you and make you and the wealth one. The demon of money has always issued several instructions before he can be summoned. And those instructions are to acquire special artifacts which will make the summoning much easier and very fruitful. The demon of money needs to feel at home when he as entered into our third dimension and the only things which will make him feel comfortable is artifacts that emulate what he is about. So what you will need for the demon summoning are.

Owl rope bracelet

  • This signifies the circle of "trust" between Lucifer and you. Once you acquire this item, your demon mana will wise by at least 25%.

Demon Pendant

  • This signifies the closeness of Lucifer to your heart and that you will always walk with him hand in hand.

Now that you have acquired these items it is time to get into the meat of the matter; summoning the money demon!

Satan
Satan

Summoning

Find a secluded place at home or in your private office ad begin the ritual. You will need five candles, chalk, a black robe, a radio playing some scary sound tracks and a video camera to record your epic summoning experience. Here we go. You will need to cleanse all pure thoughts out of your mind and begin to think wicked and evil. All you have to do is think racist! When you have began to think like a racist, and you mind is soaked with evil and disgust, repeat the following lines:

"evilc smailliw, evilc smailliw, evilc smailliw, evilc smailliw
yam ruoy gnitirw og lariv, yam ruoy gnitirw og lariv
yam uoy eb sselb htiw sehcir rof efil

evilc smailliw, evilc smailliw, evilc smailliw, evilc smailliw
yam ruoy gnitirw og lariv, yam ruoy gnitirw og lariv
yam uoy eb sselb htiw sehcir rof efil"

You have just spoken to hell's high priest and he has heard and as invoked the gatekeeper to allow the demon of money to pass from hell to you. Things are looking good for you already. Make sure that when you start the summon prayer, you do it on a full belly and an empty bladder, so you can always go take a bathroom break between summoning and probably order a pizza. Once you have eaten and have emptied your bodily fluid, its time to dive right in.

Encircle Yourself With The Pentagram
You are soon to be on your way to become rich and soulless, all you now need to do is complete the few steps that are left to invoke the demon of money and your poverty stricken days will be over. Get your chalk and draw a perfect pentagram. To draw the perfect circle simply get something like a brick and tie a piece of cord on to the chalk and stretch the cord so that there is no dip in the cord but a straight line. Then simple draw the chalk from starting point in a circular motion back to the starting point. There you now have a perfect circle. Now draw the demon star inside your circle. See video below on simple method to draw the evil star.

Summoning Cont'd

Now that you have created your demon circle, get the five candles and place them at the five points of the pentagram. Each point represents the elements of the earth with which you have to indirectly speak to for the passage to open. It doesn't matter the color of the candles, as long as the flame burns you are good. Get the bible and step into the demon circle and open it to psalms 23. Yes my friend, don't listen to all the idiots telling you to buy demonic books to summon the demons. The bible can be used. You will say psalm 23 twice, but after saying it once, you will need to say a few lines to mock the demon for him to be angry enough to want to come through to you. So at the end of the psalm repeat the phrase twice;

"Demons suck
They look like muck
I don't give a f**k"

If you say these complicated words right, you will suddenly see the flames begin to burn brighter and the lines that made your evil star begin to suddenly be erased one by one. Don't be alarmed by this, it shows that what you are doing is actually working. You have pissed the demon of money off and now your pockets will be exploding. When the demon comes through the portal, make sure you don't seemed to be scared, speak with commanding authority and command him to make you rich forever. He will laugh and ask you what will you offer in return. Just throw him your soul and you should be good. He will ask if you want to be accompanied or do you want him summoned. If you say accompanied, he will possess your body and his power will manifest through you. The drawback is that you will age a bit more each time his power is used. If you choose summon, you will have to summon him each time you need to achieve something to make your rich. The demon is smart and your wealth will not be instant, but assured. There will be no millionaire lotto tickets in this deal.

Don't Stop Now! Step Into The Portal
Don't Stop Now! Step Into The Portal

You Now have The Power

You now have the power. You have summoned the money demon and have him to use at your will. Even though you are on your way surely to hell to be ripped apart daily in suicidal failing pain. At least you would have had driven a jaguar, right?

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      Gift 3 weeks ago

      I will go and do it I like the power of demons

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      trixie 4 weeks ago

      too funny. but not even close to summoning. but whatever floats your boat filled with goats. hahahahahaha, funny so "A" for effort.

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      ememerha emmanuel 5 weeks ago

      I want to make money am a poor boy i can't even eat well i need your help

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      Wiseman Ngema 7 weeks ago

      OK thanks I will do so

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      Clive Williams 2 months ago from Nibiru

      LOL@Joe Dixon

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      Joe Dixon 2 months ago

      O Heavenly Father. God of peace. Creator of the unuverse. The great I am that I am, Jehovah Jareth, Mighty worrior. Heavenly Father, you are great. Please have mercy on us. Father God, plrase forgive those of evil deeds and thoughts. Show yourself to those who believe in demons. Destroy them all. I decree and declare thunder, lightening, and fire upon them all. Amen!!!!

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      Nana 2 months ago

      I want to be rich but i don't what do can you tell me please what can i do and its doesn't matter were i am or which country am with it what kind if job i do please what can i do to get rich i need money so badly

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      Sway 3 months ago

      I want to rich and famous no matter what I will go trough am ready to be rich

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      Patrick Morris 3 months ago

      was the guy that wrote this article serious at all, or is this a serious article.

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      Clive Williams 7 months ago from Nibiru

      @Justcurious. my email. clivwill@gmail.com

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      Justcurious 7 months ago

      Clive how do I get ahold of you?

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      Clive Williams 8 months ago from Nibiru

      Yes reem....summon the devil and you will have an abundance of riches in hell.

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      Clive Williams 8 months ago from Nibiru

      @Reem, yes....find a job or tap into your talent

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      Clive Williams 8 months ago from Nibiru

      @marj spiby. Hell is for all

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      Clive Williams 9 months ago from Nibiru

      @xxxxx, muh ha ha ha haaaa!

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      xxxxxx 9 months ago

      I think this is not for fun; you are calling peoples to the yolk of devil. May God's Marcy up on you. Jesus came ton return us to the original abundance!!!

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      Clive Williams 10 months ago from Nibiru

      @kris, it is ok to print any shape. it is what you do with it that matters. The demon looks like an image on man.. What is a Biebe?

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      Clive Williams 10 months ago from Nibiru

      @nick....what do you think?

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      Nick 10 months ago

      Is this real or a joke?

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      Clive Williams 11 months ago from Nibiru

      @Atheist72. A million Bucks huh? Come to Jamaica and i will bring you to some decent witch doctors and you will be shocked.

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      Atheist 72 11 months ago

      This is c***. I said it, you can say it, this is how people are kept in fear. Demons are not real. There is no such thing as paranormal, magic, unicorns, devilish creatures etc etc. You can say it a thousand times, nothing will happen. You know why? Because science, that is why.

      If you can prove the existence of paranormal, James Randi will literally give you a million dollars. One little act. Hm?

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      Clive Williams 11 months ago from Nibiru

      Good for you Abidun, you dont have to summon demons for cash

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      Abiodun 11 months ago

      My God will supply all my needs according to His riches in Glory by Christ Jesus. Philippians 4:19

      I don't need to do this. My soul belong to Jesus Christ

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      Clive Williams 11 months ago from Nibiru

      @joel. Ok

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      joelensalajog 11 months ago

      i will sell my soul for money just make me a rich person

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      mark 13 months ago

      Perfect answer for joshua Clive... Lol

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      Clive Williams 14 months ago from Nibiru

      Okay Joshua, hand the devil your soul then.

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      joshua 14 months ago

      What i want is riches no matter what it takes .

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      Clive Williams 14 months ago from Nibiru

      TJP91, oh the pennies....i hope so too!!!lOL

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      TJP91 14 months ago

      May your writings go viral lmfao

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      Clive Williams 17 months ago from Nibiru

      yes brenda, evil is not something to toy with

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      Brenda 17 months ago

      I clicked on this just to read what it was about. As a Christian, I know Satan and his minions exist. I am not afraid of them having seen quite a few since I was a child, one of my gifts is to be able to see the unseen. Just last night, I saw a form of a man sitting on the end of the bed. As he got up, he disappeared. I stopped jumping at them years ago. Thankfully, when the Lord gives you this gift of sight, he also gives you the courage to be able to withstand it. I was curious because (knowing what I know), I realize it is nothing to play with. I would NEVER be stupid enough to try to summon one of these things, you couldn't offer me enough money to do that. Satan is defeated, so why follow a loser anyway???

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      Clive Williams 2 years ago from Nibiru

      lol@frank....thanks sir

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      Frank Atanacio 2 years ago from Shelton

      unlike Billy, I was laughing at the article period..:) love your hubs bro :)

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      Clive Williams 2 years ago from Nibiru

      The article is suppose to be funny....well i hope people get the joke billy. but you would be amazed at the extent people go just for a few bucks

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      Bill Holland 2 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I was laughing at the title. I wasn't laughing as I read the article, but only because this is alive and well in society today. Chasing the god of money...truly the root of most evil. Sigh! All I want is a couple extra thousand a year, but I don't need it. :)