How To Summon A Demon For Money And Become Insanely Rich Without A Soul
Deep within our planet, an inner Earth dwells
Some have called it the pit of fire, some have called it hell
But when evil takes you over and the demons come to drag you to their depth
No prayer can save you, not even if Jesus wept
Your weak and worthless soul is ours to use as we wish
So easily we betray you, as Judas did his master with a kiss
Come now, hell awaits, can you smell the rotting flesh
Be prepared for everlasting torture, damned to hell you wretch!
-The Mad Demon-
Before The Summoning
Before we summon the demon of money we need to get our bodies ready in case he needs a host. The ritual you will perform will cleanse you of any righteous elements and then allow the Demon of money to come into you and make you and the wealth one. The demon of money has always issued several instructions before he can be summoned. And those instructions are to acquire special artifacts which will make the summoning much easier and very fruitful. The demon of money needs to feel at home when he as entered into our third dimension and the only things which will make him feel comfortable is artifacts that emulate what he is about. So what you will need for the demon summoning are.
Owl rope bracelet
- This signifies the circle of "trust" between Lucifer and you. Once you acquire this item, your demon mana will wise by at least 25%.
- This signifies the closeness of Lucifer to your heart and that you will always walk with him hand in hand.
Now that you have acquired these items it is time to get into the meat of the matter; summoning the money demon!
Find a secluded place at home or in your private office ad begin the ritual. You will need five candles, chalk, a black robe, a radio playing some scary sound tracks and a video camera to record your epic summoning experience. Here we go. You will need to cleanse all pure thoughts out of your mind and begin to think wicked and evil. All you have to do is think racist! When you have began to think like a racist, and you mind is soaked with evil and disgust, repeat the following lines:
"evilc smailliw, evilc smailliw, evilc smailliw, evilc smailliw
yam ruoy gnitirw og lariv, yam ruoy gnitirw og lariv
yam uoy eb sselb htiw sehcir rof efil
evilc smailliw, evilc smailliw, evilc smailliw, evilc smailliw
yam ruoy gnitirw og lariv, yam ruoy gnitirw og lariv
yam uoy eb sselb htiw sehcir rof efil"
You have just spoken to hell's high priest and he has heard and as invoked the gatekeeper to allow the demon of money to pass from hell to you. Things are looking good for you already. Make sure that when you start the summon prayer, you do it on a full belly and an empty bladder, so you can always go take a bathroom break between summoning and probably order a pizza. Once you have eaten and have emptied your bodily fluid, its time to dive right in.
Encircle Yourself With The Pentagram
You are soon to be on your way to become rich and soulless, all you now need to do is complete the few steps that are left to invoke the demon of money and your poverty stricken days will be over. Get your chalk and draw a perfect pentagram. To draw the perfect circle simply get something like a brick and tie a piece of cord on to the chalk and stretch the cord so that there is no dip in the cord but a straight line. Then simple draw the chalk from starting point in a circular motion back to the starting point. There you now have a perfect circle. Now draw the demon star inside your circle. See video below on simple method to draw the evil star.
Now that you have created your demon circle, get the five candles and place them at the five points of the pentagram. Each point represents the elements of the earth with which you have to indirectly speak to for the passage to open. It doesn't matter the color of the candles, as long as the flame burns you are good. Get the bible and step into the demon circle and open it to psalms 23. Yes my friend, don't listen to all the idiots telling you to buy demonic books to summon the demons. The bible can be used. You will say psalm 23 twice, but after saying it once, you will need to say a few lines to mock the demon for him to be angry enough to want to come through to you. So at the end of the psalm repeat the phrase twice;
They look like muck
I don't give a f**k"
If you say these complicated words right, you will suddenly see the flames begin to burn brighter and the lines that made your evil star begin to suddenly be erased one by one. Don't be alarmed by this, it shows that what you are doing is actually working. You have pissed the demon of money off and now your pockets will be exploding. When the demon comes through the portal, make sure you don't seemed to be scared, speak with commanding authority and command him to make you rich forever. He will laugh and ask you what will you offer in return. Just throw him your soul and you should be good. He will ask if you want to be accompanied or do you want him summoned. If you say accompanied, he will possess your body and his power will manifest through you. The drawback is that you will age a bit more each time his power is used. If you choose summon, you will have to summon him each time you need to achieve something to make your rich. The demon is smart and your wealth will not be instant, but assured. There will be no millionaire lotto tickets in this deal.
You Now have The Power
You now have the power. You have summoned the money demon and have him to use at your will. Even though you are on your way surely to hell to be ripped apart daily in suicidal failing pain. At least you would have had driven a jaguar, right?