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How To Talk To An Alien

Updated on July 31, 2014

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Communicating With Aliens


How to talk communicate with an alien is an idea that was conceived while driving along a country road one august evening. I grew up listening to Art Bell on Coast To Coast a.m. with my father in northern California. The paranormal discussions on that radio show provided fuel for my already creative mind. The most memorable show I listened to was in 1997 when an alien spaceship appeared over the Phoenix Arizona sky. I am sure most of you heard about this widely publicized event. Art Bell was on the air that night and his excitement was infectious. Do I believe aliens were in a spaceship hovering over Phoenix that night? I think a more plausible scenario lies with the military testing a top secret aircraft. Taking it a step further, I believe most UFO sightings over the desert have military origins. Do I believe aliens have visited, or will visit earth? Absolutely I do. This brings me to the heart and purpose of this hub. If aliens decide to pay our planet a visit it would be like visiting a country where a foreign tongue is the primary language. Communication would be the first priority, but how would we do it?

Debunking alien myths


When I use the term “debunking” I am referring to the only evidence I have at my disposal, which is my own logic. Contrary to popular belief, aliens will be more receptive to earthlings if we forgo the following beliefs:

  • Just because you're bald doesn't mean the aliens will only talk to you because you look like them.
  • The aliens will mistake dogs for our leaders because they witnessed an earthling walking a dog and picking up its poop. I think the aliens are smarter than this.
  • Putting tin foil over your head will not prevent aliens from reading your thoughts or scrambling your brain. Don't you think with all their technology they would have created a tin foil workaround?

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The alien at Area 51

According to Bill Uhouse, a scientist at Area 51, there is an alien being held there from the Roswell crash. They named him J-Rod and Uhouse claims he is the only one this alien feels comfortable communicating with. Bill Uhouse claims that whenever the scientists and engineers would encounter a problem with one of the top secret (back engineering) projects they would bring J-Rod and Mr. Uhouse together for a meeting with the purpose of trying to resolve the issue. Uhouse claims that J-Rod spoke some kind of language that nobody understood, but Uhouse was able to effectively communicate with J-Rod through pictures, thus resolving some of the problems they were encountering. There was speculation among the elites at Area 51 that J-Rod had some kind of Telepathy or esp powers, but they were never able to tap J-Rod's abilities in that manner. Of course this could be a big hoax but it does make for a good read don't you think? Let's entertain the idea of Telepathy or esp to ascertain if it is a possible means of communicating with aliens.

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Extra Sensory Perception

Extra sensory perception (esp), or the fascination with it has been around since the dawn of time. What exactly is esp? Is it a gut feeling when we take a different route only to discover there was a large accident on the route we normally take? Is it someone telling us they were just thinking about us when we called? When these things happen to me it leaves me with a profound feeling that we are all interconnected in some way. Why is it that we can know some things but not understand how we know these things? I am afraid these questions are going to lead to more questions. I have come to the conclusion that there must be more to our universe than we detect through our ordinary senses.

Summary

If we are to believe that aliens will visit earth sometime in the near future, we must prepare for the grand event. The key to having a successful meeting with aliens is language. What language will we use to communicate with them? Without being able to communicate we will not know their intentions, whether they are friend or foe. We may misunderstand a lunch invitation for a declaration of war. If they have been observing our activities from space they may already have a preconceived notion that we are a war happy people. I personally believe that esp is their form of communication based on eyewitness accounts of alien abductions, if you believe in that sort of thing. Do aliens exist? If aliens exist will they visit earth? If you answered yes to these two questions then what are your thoughts on the proper form of communication? I vote for esp as being the language of choice. I would love to hear your thoughts on this issue.

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    • LABrashear profile image

      LABrashear 5 years ago from My Perfect Place, USA

      Interesting...I never really contemplated communication. I think most just worry about the intentions if "they" visit. Voted up and sharing!

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      JamesPoppell 5 years ago

      Thanks so much for your comment LABrashear. I never thought about it either until I started thinking about this hub. I appreciate you taking the time to read and comment. Have a great day.

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      stumpers1 5 years ago

      What an interesting line of thought. Might just be something to it. Keep it going

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      JamesPoppell 5 years ago

      Thanks stumpers1. I am glad you enjoyed it and I appreciate your comment.

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      jenubouka 5 years ago

      I love your view on the ailing query of aliens and if they do in fact exist or it they will ever publicly show face. Perhaps they have attempted to communicate yet our large over head of rulers keep trying to play it off as "crazy". This may frustrate the little or large E.T.'s and in the event they try to communicate they may just reach out to those who won't cause an uproar about it.

      Your reference to us picking up dog poop is not only funny but true. Could you imagine watching our human existence from the outside? We carry judgement for different races, colors, or mates. We use violence for solution. We run around with some kind of electronic devise practically glued to our ears, we rather sit in front of an emotionless devise rather then go out and talk someone. I think the only real evidence we are not completely helpless is in fact we do pick up after our furry friends....

      Maybe when the time is right they may reach out and get in touch, although with how we conduct ourselves, if I were from another planet, I just may pass on by.

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      JamesPoppell 5 years ago

      Hi jenubouka. Your observations made me laugh and they were thought provoking. If I were the aliens watching our activities from space I would think that earthlings were a bunch of self serving nut jobs. I can just imagine what the field reports say about us. Also, when these field reports are sent up the alien chain of command I can just see the expressions on their oval faces, if they have oval faces. As always, thank you so much for commenting. Have a wonderful day.

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      jenubouka 5 years ago

      Exactly: Earthling News:

      We are just in to report the daily news for our space neighbors, the earthlings. We have noticed an increasing amount of small devises that appears to be surgically attached to their listening antennas. They also also practice odd activities as jogging in place on a devise that they can actually do for free while breathing natural air, our correspondence down there, are concerned of possible dementia. Also they are in the middle of a war like presence among one another over something we can not quite understand....We wonder if they do in fact realize they are equal and would be a stronger planet if they worked together.....

      And so on, just had to do it :)

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      Michele Travis 5 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

      Hmmm, I have no idea. Maybe it would have to be what planet they came from. Do you think the rosetta stone would help with this one? I am sorry, couldn't help myself. This is a great hub!!

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      JamesPoppell 5 years ago

      Hi Michele. Haha, Rosetta Stone would be wise to incorporate something into their study material. Thanks so much for commenting. This was a fun hub to write.

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      chspublish 5 years ago from Ireland

      Great hub and welcome to HubPages!

      I believe they may be coming to visit us in the future. My understanding is that they already are 'communicating' with us, through our thought processes, telepathically - esp, as you have identified.

      If ancient alien theorists area anything to go by, well, we may be in for a very interesting visit indeed.

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      JamesPoppell 5 years ago

      Hi chspublish, it is a pleasure to meet you and thanks for the welcome. Yes, I watch the ancient alien theorists sometimes when they are on television. I agree with you, esp & telepathy is the way to go. Thanks again and have a great day.

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      Angelique Loux 5 years ago from Ohio

      Great hub! My mom has ESP. I have wrote a few hubs about her ESP and I know for a fact it is real because I have had it myself a few times. I vote this hub up!

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      JamesPoppell 5 years ago

      Thank you so much for your comment Angelique Loux. I don't doubt esp exists. I appreciate you taking the time to read and comment. I will have to stop by and read your hubs. They sound interesting.

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      Frank Atanacio 5 years ago from Shelton

      Interesting, but I loved it my vote was up and awesome :)

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      JamesPoppell 5 years ago

      Thank you for your comment Frank. I am glad you enjoyed it.

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      Alastar Packer 5 years ago from North Carolina

      Now that is an idea James, Aliens mistaking dogs for the leaders after observing people following and picking up their poop! According to what I've heard there's not much going on at 51 these days except for possibly underground. Somebody had to go and spoil the night testing you know. Art Bell was an innovator no doubt about it. Being on the east coast the show always came on a little late for me but I did catch it on occasion. As far as your summary conclusion am in agreement that thought transference would be the way to go. Btw, when you get a chance and if you want to check out The Mysterious Disappearance of Lars Staal. Here's a hint or two: There's an anagram in the title and the stories 90% factual. Look forward to reading more from you James.

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      Michele Travis 5 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

      Please forgive me, but I have one more comment to add. Remember that song " Talk like an Egyption?" We could change it to " Talk to an Alien" lol, sorry couldn't help myself.

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      JamesPoppell 5 years ago

      Thanks Michele. This is funny. I keep thinking of stuff like this also. So I am taking notes and will revisit this hub on a future date to add some more to it. :-)

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      Brett Caulton 5 years ago from Thailand

      An interesting and fun hub. The line "Don't you think with all their technology they would have created a tin foil workaround?" made me chuckle!

      They surely exist somewhere, but whether or not they have been here is hard to say. That said, I like the theory that they are the people that created earth, as we are now looking at ways or terraforming planets and space travel ... an interesting twist to 'gods' don't you think?

      Socially shared, up, funny and interesting.

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      biancaalice 5 years ago from Southern California

      This is definitely interesting, my boyfriend believes that aliens are what we percieved as gods many years ago. He believes that aliens created us with their DNA.

      Voted up & interesting.

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      JamesPoppell 5 years ago

      @ Brett. Tesol, Thanks for commenting Brett. I had to chuckle when I was writing that very line about the tin foil workaround.

      @ That is a popular theory these days biancaalice. Thanks so much for stopping by and commenting.

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      Sondra 5 years ago from Neverland

      I saw an alien when I was a kid - I mean like 7 years old. It had big black eyes and it looked like all the aliens in the movies. It popped out from behind a parked car while I was riding my bike. I jumped off my bike, throwing it to the ground, and ran back home. But please keep this between just the two of us. I've NEVER told this to anyone else. If the aliens ever come back I will use the language of smiles to greet them. I've heard a smile is universal (except in the animal kingdom where it's bad manners to bare your teeth).

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      JamesPoppell 5 years ago

      Hi Ardie. When the aliens arrive I will try using the language of smiles to greet them. I will also have my running shoes on in case they try to beam me up to the mother ship for interrogation. Your comment put a smile on my face. Thanks for stopping by and have a wonderful day.

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      dirtbikechopper 4 years ago

      Hi Jim, I found your site on a search engine. on Jan 4, 2013, I took a series of pictures of my friends' motorcycle in the parking lot at work. One of those pictures has a visitor that I really need someone to explain to me. Could you look at it, please, and explain it to me ?...or point me in the right direction... How can I send it to you ?

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      Frank Atanacio 2 years ago from Shelton

      what a fascinating article.. I am see it to believe it kind of guy although I'm not closed mind it to think we are alone in the universe.. but none the less I did enjoy your " how to talk to aliens " i know this is my second go round.. but it has been so long it feels fresh

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      JamesPoppell 2 years ago

      Thank you Frank. I enjoyed writing this hub. Have a great day.

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      John Hansen 2 years ago from Queensland Australia

      Interesting subject James. I do believe there is intelligent life out there. What a waste of space the universe would be if there isn't. ESP sounds lie, a viable way to communicate so maybe we need someone who is psychic or has that ability to greet the aliens. Failing that sign language may be of some use, or they may have some form of advanced technology like in SF movies where they can translate our language.

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      TSAD 2 years ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door

      Interesting comment Jodah. So you believe there is intelligent life out there although there is absolutely no scientific evidence to support that belief.

      A "waste of space"? Do you even know what space is? Scientists are still trying to figure that out and there are different theories but no one actually knows, it's one of the greatest mysteries in history. So how can one say if we are the only intelligent life in the universe it is a waste of space? http://video.pbs.org/video/2163057527/

      To believe in Aliens is no different than believing in Peter Pan or bigfoot. As well the evidence for ESP is non-existent. The existence of ESP are disputed, as systematic experimental research on these subjects, known collectively as psi, has been ongoing for over a century in a field known as parapsychology. Most of the evidence for ESP is anecdotal.

      The evidence for aliens and esp is only found in fables and the imagination which is OK as long as you acknowledge that but

      to "believe" in something without any evidence it is real is not scientific, to make value judgements about space (a concept of reality that is not even understood) and it's relationship to an imagined "other form of intelligent life" is nothing more than fantasy as is this hubpage.

      My point, be careful what you believe. you may be living in a make believe world.

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      Patsy Bell Hobson 2 years ago from zone 6a, SEMO

      I was really looking forward to learning how to talk to an alien. But it sounds like we are still trying to decide if they exist. You got my attention. I had to read this hub and find out more. That is the mark of a good writer.

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      JamesPoppell 2 years ago

      Hi Patsybell. Thank you for taking the time to comment. My vote is that they exist but they sure do make it hard for us believers to prove it.

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      John Hansen 2 years ago from Queensland Australia

      Haha tsadjatko, maybe it is a make-believe world and it is all a dream. I have an open mind to any explanations about the world, the universe, aliens, para-psychology, ESP, big foot, the other multitude of things science hasn't explained either way. When I say I believe in something it means I don't discount it...maybe I should have chosen my words more carefully. If I knew you were visiting the same hub as I, then I would have...lol. Cheers.

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      Warren Curtis Daniels Jr 2 years ago from Buffalo, New York

      The possibility of another race of beings is without a doubt, a give-in. ESP or telepathy is a wonderful thought but unless we physically evolve, our capacity to use this as a form of communication will be a failure. I agree with you that it would be a great way to speak to any race that shows itself to us and I hope we can one day obtain this ability beyond gut feelings and random snippets of accidental usage. My friends and I have come to the conclusion that if any race of being has evolved to the point of communication through telepathy and who also commands technology to harness the gifts of interstellar travel, then they must look at us as such a primitive species. They may also see us as a threat given our ability to adapt and create within our environment. Sadly, I don't think any race beyond our own thinks we are ready for contact, unless of course they do decide to just wipe us out, lol. Anyway, great points. I love when people aren't afraid to admit that we are not alone.

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      JamesPoppell 2 years ago

      Excellent comment. Thanks!

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      Warren Curtis Daniels Jr 2 years ago from Buffalo, New York

      No thank you, for helping to open peoples eyes that the possibility of life else where in the vast universes is a fact not fiction.

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      Leilani Allmon 2 years ago

      Hmmm, I wonder about this J-Rod and his need for pictures. I wonder if they could have tried a written language with him if his spoken language, as well as ours, was too complex. Thanks for sharing this story. Never heard it before.

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      JamesPoppell 2 years ago

      Hi Leilani. Thank you for your comment. J-Rod is certainly a story of interest. I always marvel at the possibilities. Are we alone? I cannot say for sure but I am leaning toward the answer being big NO WAY. Have a great weekend.

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