How to Make a Million Dollars for Seeing a Ghost
Have you ever seen a ghost?
That's Right - One Million Dollar Challenge!
Have you ever heard of The Million Dollar Challenge? Well, ladies and gentlemen, this big check could be yours! All you have to do is show proof of any or all of the following:
- Demons (or demonic power)
- Satan (or the devil, or any of the other 1,000 names for evil incarnate)
- Psychic powers or Extra Sensory Perception (ESP)
- Supernatural powers of any kind
- Dowsing or Divining
- Astrological predictions that actually come true and can be related to Astrology
- ANY faith healing of ANY proven disease or medical condition that cannot be cured with modern medical science.
- Humans exhibiting special powers - flying, levitating, combusting, being magnetized, or similar super-human ability
- Telekinesis or Teleportation
- Automatic drawing or writing
- Resurrection of the dead
- Spirit or Aura readings
Heck, you can even make up your own phenomenon that otherwise cannot be explained by scientific methods.
Many of our esteemed members swear up and down that they have seen, witnessed, heard about or read about one or more of the above. But none of them have come forward to prove so much as a cured hangnail.
Well, here's your chance! Just fill out the application and go get that million dollars! Come back here and write a hub about it even if you don't win. You still might make a few bucks just for trying.
Prove God Exists
Can You Prove That God Exists?
Here is your personal invitation to prove it and make a million bucks for doing it. Can we count the number of times that some believer here has claimed that God exists? They challenge us to disprove it all the time. But disproving it would get us nothing but a cup of coffee that we have to buy ourselves.
But if you have the proof for your claim that God exists, then just submit it to the James Randi Educational Foundation and collect your million dollar check today! Every religious zealot should be able to prove their gods exist, easy as pie, right?
Just a bit of an aside here: Atheists claim that they do not believe in a god or gods, they do NOT claim that a god or gods don't actually exist. Just that they don't believe that one exists.
If you have verifiable proof that any of the thousand and one (or more) gods actually exist, then you can be a Millionaire!
Do Ghosts or Spirits Exist?
Have You Ever Seen a Ghost?
Oh sure, there are lots of ghosts, goblins, spirits, and things that go bump in the night at Halloween. We've all seen them!
If you have proof of a real ghost, goblin, spook, spirit, or creepy emanation in a cemetery, then submit your proof right away! Just head on over to The Million Dollar Challenge at www.randi.org and fill out the simple online application.
Just check the search tool right here at HubPages and you will find at least a thousand Q&As or Forum posts, or hubs, that proudly proclaim that Aunt Bessie appeared at the foot of their beds one night and imparted the best recipe for chicken and dumplings ever! (Or a similar encounter with a ghost.)
Once you have proven your supernatural thing, you get to collect that check!
Are You Psychic?
Can You Predict the Future?
Well, if you can, then you already know if you have won that million dollars! You have seen that vault where they keep the money and you have visualized that check with your name on it! Go get it!
Heck, if you are actually psychic, you don't even need to go to the bother of proving it. You have probably already won the Power Ball lottery several times over and a measly million bucks is chump change for you.
But then you are missing out on the fun of showing the world how powerful and smart you are! Curious minds want to know how to read minds and become rich and famous too! Can't you give us a demonstration? You could even use the million dollar check to donate to your favorite charity and get a tax write off.
Do You Believe in Demons?
How about showing off your inner demon. I mean that demon is just sitting around in your body wreaking havoc by not baking cakes for gay couples, forcing you to root for Michelle Bachman, or causing you to get bad hair cuts. Or maybe he is constantly feeding you images of the new body you're going to get when you die and go to that lake of fire and be tortured forever if you don't change your ways. You love those sadistic images, don't you?
Well, put that demon to work making money for you! Have a real priest exorcise those demons right in front of the judges for the paranormal and grab on for dear life! After turning your head around three times, you can get chiropractic care with some of those big bucks you'll get when you cash that check!
At least you'll be able to send your clothes to the cleaners to get all that green pea soup cleaned out from your dress.
And Just Plain Stupid Human Tricks
You can apply and try to get the million smackeroos just by doing ordinary everyday things like using wires to look for water or as some people call them, "divining rods".
If your body suddenly turns magnetic and you keep getting attacked by push pins flying around and pricking your skin, you can try out for the prize.
If you simply learn how to thwart gravity and suddenly start levitating all over the city, surely they will be able to prove that you have superhuman powers and you need the money. Just don't be landing on the White House lawn or roof.
Do You Have the Power to Heal the Sick?
What About Faith Healing?
This one should be a slam dunk. Just about every religion claims to be able to heal the sick. Some even claim to be able to resurrect the dead! There have been members here who claim that faith healing is the real deal. They say that people don't need to thank their health care team because, well, because, with enough faith, the body will heal itself.
There was a big deal many years ago about Asian doctors who could operate and take out tumors without modern surgery. They just prayed and reached right in to someone's body and ripped out what appeared to be a liver or something. Maybe we don't hear from them anymore because they went and got that million dollar check by proving that faith heals. Now they live in a condo on the beach somewhere.
This could be you too! If you have proof that faith heals the sick and dying, then you can get a beach condo or even a yacht!
Here's Your Link to go Fill Out the Application!
- The Million Dollar Challenge
"The James Randi Educational Foundation will pay US$1,000,000 (One Million US Dollars) ("The Prize") to any person who demonstrates any psychic, supernatural, or paranormal ability under satisfactory observation."
What do you think?
Are you going to be the first million dollar winner in this offer?
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