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The Church Is Having A Turkey Shoot

Updated on November 25, 2013

It's that time of year to overeat, over spend, and over compensate.

The Church Is Having A Turkey Shoot


The church is having a turkey shoot.

We’re raising funds for the destitute.

Though the noise and blood doth pollute,

The church will say my point is moot.


Let us give our Lord,

A twenty-one gun salute?

Who doth this endeavor suit,

This wasteful clamorous tribute?


Take the short commute.

Show us all that you are astute.

Aren’t the children armed with guns,

Adorable and delightfully cute?


Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!

And with this sound we persecute.

Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!

And with this round we execute.


Make a joyful noise.

Give the kid a gun and a parachute.

Urge him to kill some other boys.

The church falls into disrepute.


The disease of religious ignorance,

Is profoundly acute.

And again so many ask,

What turkey would Jesus shoot?



~Micky Dee~



The Men’s Fellowship and Sisters in Christ of:

“Our Shepherd’s Financial Evangelical New Light And Word Greater Second Halfway Sweetwater Mount Olive Little Hope Joy Harmony One Way Church of St. Martini" will host its annual :

“Old Fashioned Free Will Turkey Shoot Fundraiser”

This year will host the first “Fun Shoot”.

All children under 6 years of age shoot for free!

The National Anthem will be sung by Uzi Glock.

A spaghetti dinner will be held in Luger Hall from 4 pm to 6 pm for a $5.00 donation.

All funds go toward the:

“The Crimson New Vision Of Love And Peace Restorer Reproduce Overture Endeavor Outreach Program”

For more info, contact Reverend Ruger or Elder Mauser Magnum at

“Last Chance World On Fire Revival and Military Academy", Beretta Blvd.

Telephone 22 38 44 3006



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    • Dim Flaxenwick profile image

      Dim Flaxenwick 

      4 years ago from Great Britain

      Fabulous poetry, with true meaning jumping out of the page right at me. Wonderful, Micky.

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      4 years ago from Texas, USA

      Nice Thanksgiving themed hub and nice its to hear from you too. Hope your Christmas 2013 is a happy and joyful one :)

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      Linda Rogers 

      4 years ago from Minnesota

      Wow Micky-I'm sitting here scratching my head. What the heck are they thinking???? Absolutely ridiculous. Blasphemy is the perfect word Mickey.

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      4 years ago

      Weapons nor the sound of weapons nor the visuals of weapons nor the THOUGHTS of weapons should be at any temple of worship or inward reflection. But it is the "promotion" of the "top of the food chain" mentality and ego that is promoted. No weapons belong near God's people. And for previously innocent children to have their introduction to killing at God's house is blasphemy in highest regard.

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      Brynda Bechtold 

      4 years ago

      Haven't had turkey in almost 43 years....we now get a field full of them and growing everyday. Seems they're about to become a nuisance for people again. Shooting surely will follow although they are rumoured to taste unsavory when they're wild. People eat for taste, you know. Very good job! your mind amazes me.

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      4 years ago

      Thats a good one Bro


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