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The Location of The Hell of Christiandom

Updated on April 30, 2009

I am on a quest to learn the location of the eternal hell that will roast all non believers and pagans in fire. I have put together several possibilities and have eliminated some. Probably the most accepted location would be the middle of our earth. Afterall, science knows that there is sulfur there (don't know how that would contribute to the suffering of hell's inhabitants though). It is very hot at the core which is made up of molten medals that still haven't cooled from the origin of earth. That would serve as a very severe burning for the biggest sinners (you know, those that knock on your door Sunday mornings, waking you up?). There is even an urban leagend that geologists drilled a hole so deep in the Arctic ice that they could hear the screams of those in hell. Wow, they were screaming and they weren't even at very low depths. So, what those scientists probably heard were generally nice folk who died not knowing what to believe. .. .oh, and babies that died unbaptised. So, that's where the term "when hell freezes over" came from. See, hell has frozen over with Arctic ice. Yep, bet they'll really be screamin in the lowest pits. Besides, there are many bible verses confused for describing hell in the center of the Earth. Just one problem. We know that there is no oxygen there. People would just die. How can they suffer? And please, the center of our little planet cannot hold all of those that christians assure us will be going to hell. But keep the faith people, god can give the gift of life without people having to breath. They'll get their gift. That's what the god of christiandom does. he gives life, even to those suffering in hell.

Perhaps Mars would be a better fit for hell (though way too small for everyone hell bound). It aint named after the god of War for nothing. People that love war will have their place in hell. Watch out George Dubya. Your love of war will land you where the right wingers insist the liberals are going. And do you people believe those scientists anyway? You know, the ones that say we've sent satalites to Mars and even machines to its surface? It's a cover up. Mars is the red planet because it is on fire. And fire is red when mixed with certain elements. Mars could be the place Christians call hell.

But let's not forget about Venus (the god of Love). This planet was named for them naughty thoughts that humans have for the opposite sex. And we know that churchies hate sex and all thoughts of it. While Mars is supposedly male, Venus is female. Could Venus also represent homos? Maybe they could have called Venus the god of sodomy. So perhaps Venus is this hell that everyone's afraid of. Maybe that's where them bad people like Ghandi done went. And because of the runaway green house effect, Venus has the highest average temperature of all planets in the solar system. Venus has to be hell. But I digest.

Speaking of solar, is it any wonder that the christians don't mention the very hottest body in our system? The millions of degrees at the center of our sun would probably be plenty hot to punish those god seeks his mindless revenge against. And there's plenty of room there. So is the sun hell? Blasphamy!! The bible uses the sun as a symbol for the real Son. How dare anybody suggest that hell is in the sun. Don't worry, I suggested no such thing. The sun shines on us as the Son shines on those given the holy spirit. Calling the sun hell would be a little more blasphamis than suggesting hell exists to begin with.

But back to the planets. It seems that Jupiter would make the best hell because of the conditions on that planet. The gravity is about 500 times what it is on earth so people towards the outside of the planet will be continually tormented by fighting the gravitational pull, to avoid the extreme heat towards the inner layers. Of course, those caught in the center would suffer heat well above that of earth's center. We're talking true revenge for god who supposedly knew this outcome in the beginning. You gotta love churchianity.

Now I could go through every damn planet but there is only one location fitting for the hell of christiandom. And that, my friends, would be. . . . . . . . . . . . . .

 

 

Uranus!!

That's right. Uranus. A body which experiences freaquent outgassing and is very cold at the surface. Science has learned that Uranus also has rings all around it and those rings came from other bodies such as flying roids. That is the true location of the hell screamed from the pulpits. It is in Uranus.

And as far as I'm concerned, that is exactly where the church can shove that horendous man made doctrine.

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    • profile imageAUTHOR

      Hell N0 

      9 years ago

      I'm with you on that Phil.

    • phillip78 profile image

      phillip78 

      9 years ago

      I'm grateful God has shown me the truth on this.

    • profile imageAUTHOR

      Hell N0 

      9 years ago

      lalulelalolalelulililulalilelalolylylilelolylelulalolulalol

    • jacobbsladdr profile image

      jacobbsladdr 

      9 years ago from Washington DC/Northern VA

      You can't go to a place that does not exist Carrie.  An honest study like you claim to have done would have revealed these truths to you.  Opps only God can do that. 

      Not your suppose free will that's independent of God.  How's that not sinning anymore going for you?  If your free to do as you please and full of God's spirit as you claim, then you shouldn't be sinning any more.  So how's that working for you Carrie?

      My guess, is your just as sinful as before.  Because you don't have God's truths.  You have done NO honest study of the Holy Scriptures and claiming to be saved and actually being saved are two different things.

      Let's hear some more of that made-up tongue speaking while your at it Carrie.  Let's see you disregard all scripture to the contrary that you claim does not apply to you or anyone else, just so that your carnal heart can be fulfilled. 

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      Hell N0 

      9 years ago

      Sarcasm aside, there is no such place as your hell. It is a disgusting fable. Read my recent hubs for proof.

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      Carrie Bradshaw 

      9 years ago from Manhattan

      Okay, so this hub was written with a great deal of sarcasm.  #1, babies don't go to hell, nor do people that are not "baptized".  The thief on the cross was not baptized either, and Jesus told him, "Today you will be with me in Paradise".  The only thing that sends people to hell is their REJECTION of Jesus Christ.  Babies can't be guilty of rejecting Jesus Christ when they don't even know anything yet.

      You say churches hate sex?  The Bible merely states God hates fornication and adultry.  The Bible states that the marriage bed is "undefiled", so God created sex for procreation and for pleasure, but in the right context.

      It doesn't matter WHERE Hell is, just as people don't really know WHERE Heaven is.  There is a spiritual place of both somewhere and we will definitely know the location of both when we die.  The Bible says those in Hell could see those in Heaven and vise versa.

      Sarcasm is great fun ~ but mocking God is dangerous....He loves you as He loved those mocking him at the foot of the cross as He died for them.  He said, "Father, forgive them for they know not what they do."  AMEN.

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      Hell N0 

      9 years ago

      That reminds me. The last time I went for a prostate exam the doctor lost his super bowl ring up inside my. . .a . . .. .anus.

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      cheaptrick 

      9 years ago from the bridge of sighs

      look here yall,dont be picking on the fudge packers,most of them are refined educated people willing to bend over for others!i went for a prostate exam the other day,bent over the table,felt the thrust of entry,then i noticed that the doc had both hands on my shoulders!!!it still makes me wonder...now i have an urge to were hi heels and pantys....go figure...peace...

    • profile imageAUTHOR

      Hell N0 

      9 years ago

      Well, not myanus JD. But certainly you've given me something to explore. . . .excuse me, something to look at. . . . . .oh god!!! Man, I have no catchy come back for that one. I need a hell believer to answer so that I can tell them who the god of hard thrust is and which planet was named after it.

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      JD 

      9 years ago

      LLOL...

      However...I'm not too certain that Venus is the god of sodomy....wouldn't that one be Uranus? lol....JJK!

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      Jerry 

      9 years ago

      Hahahahaaaa! Good one.

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