- Religion and Philosophy
The Trinity is Real and is Here!!
Once again folks, I am embarrassed to admit my great error over the past year and a half here on Hubpages. For a few years now, I have adamantly denied the very true doctrine of the trinity but now there is sufficient proof for its truth. The Christian churches have held to this belief for many years along with several other doctrines of which are totally false. But the trinity is real and I think it takes a humble warrior such as my-self to admit how wrong I was. Man, this humble pie is sour and I want relief for this devastating humiliation. So I remind you that every other major doctrine of the church is false and stupid. Especially the doctrine of hellers. I mean, how moronic. But I digest. What is the trinity?
Well, the world hates the trinity. As the word says, it is hated of all men. Few will accept the marvelous truth of the trinity. There was even a fallen angel of large stature who rose up against the trinity and was cast out. He now resides in Boston. In fact, this figure took sides with parts of the trinity at different times and sought to turn it against it-self, for the trinity is not eternal as the church teaches. So never mind churchies, you were wrong about this doctrine as well. But we must unite on this one truth of which we agree. The trinity is real and the trinity is here. All those who oppose the trinity will suffer the wrath of great eternal Heat.
For there are three that bare record:
and the Chris Bosh.
They have arrived on white limos and have collected their elect as they shall meet in the sky of American Airlines Arena. They will put down all rule who oppose them and their slams will be like the fire of their super Heat. Opposition will be burned. Many in the coming days will say they are the Heat but do not believe them for, I saw most of them in Boston and on their beer drinking sofas chanting "over rated" on opening night. The trinity is here but you will see the full power of their Heat in the near future. In that day, many will say to Wade, Lebron and Bosh:
Have we not:
Bought your jerseys?
Spoken of your superior athletic abilities?
Danced your moves from Dancing with the Stars?
Bought scalped tickets to see your glory?
Shaken our butts on South Beach wearing skimpy little Back in Black Heat shorts?
Called you guys the dream team while the rest of the league is dreaming?
And they will say:
I never knew you. Depart from us to the likes of Boston, Orlando, LA, New York and Cleveland. There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. .. .. .But mostly weeping.
The trinity is here folks. And it is all powerful. If you deny the trinity, you will be burned by the Heat for eternity, especially during the playoffs.