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Top 10 Demons From the Ars Goetia You Forget to Honor

Updated on June 28, 2016

10. Prince Vassago

If you've ever lost your keys or needed twenty-six legions of demons at your disposal, Prince Vassago could have had your back. Never forget a lost thing again! He can be honored with maps, sand, or chewed-up pencils.

9. Marquis Andras

Andras (pictured) is your go-to demon for starting drama. When he's not managing his thirty legions of demons, he is mastering the art of causing dissension. Call for his aid, or just say thanks, with pomegranates, but make sure you take the right precautions, as things can sometimes get out of hand with this guy.

 Andras struts his stuff for us (pictured above)
Andras struts his stuff for us (pictured above)

8. Count Andromalius

If you're in the opposite situation as someone who'd need Andras's help, Andromalius may be the answer you seek. As a Great Duke of Hell, no wickedness or dishonesty can pass under his nose. He pretty much has a gaydar, but for fraud.

Thank him with snakes, or images thereof!

7. Count Murmur

I promise, he's a better resource for your philosophy homework than anything you'll find on google. Reward him with trumpets, or by playing recorded sounds of them (not everyone has one lying around, and he sympathizes with those who are missing out on his favorite instrument).

6. King Balam

Sharpen your wit with Balam's help, he loves apples and humorous edits of infomercials promising products that sharpen kitchen knives well. If he's in a good mood, he helps sharpen eyeliner wings, too.

5. Duke Buné

Buné (my personal favorite) can recruit the souls of your deceased friends (or enemies?) as his demons. I hear they have sick sepulchre-top parties every weekend.

HE TRUMPETS
HE TRUMPETS

4. King Purson

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3. Duke Astaroth

A very powerful naked man, often holding a snake. He has a really sick seal. Do not summon in public.

Astaroth's Seal

Astaroth's wicked cool seal
Astaroth's wicked cool seal

2. Count Botis

he's just an ugly goon

1. King Belial

Yes, it's true! The number one most forgotten gem is King Belial! He not only rules over eighty legions of demons and fifty legions of spirits, but can aid you in achieving great positions of power, albeit mundane (earthly) power. Shower him in flowers, jewels, or cute trinkets from Homegoods that an old couple would think are classy. When it comes to careers and titles, he has been there every step of the way for us.

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