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-W A R N I N G- Gemini's at-large!

Updated on August 6, 2012

If I would have known then ....

....what I know now, I would have consulted an Astrologer before saying, "I do."

But then I probably wouldn't have listened to them anyway. I use to think that Astrology was a bunch of bull squeeze. Just another unique way for con-artists to separate people from their hard earned money. Or like a hobby, something 'on the side' or a 'home Biz' for individuals who want to make everyday a bit like Halloween and a Carnival.

And still I have yet to go to an Astrologer, but if I did they would have to certainly be a Gypsy. I want to see that plaque on the wall, boy. "Certified Gypsy Astrologist" Then I'll be comfortable in knowing I'm in good hands, or at least know I'm as close as I can get to a true professional in this 'star studded' profession.

Now I think there is some, or rather a lot, of merit to Astrology, at least as far as coupling goes. And if you're a Capricorn, like myself; stay the hell away from the Gemini. And from the looks of the picture I found on Google for this hub, and all the hub pages geared to a certain sign getting along with the Gemini, possibly they will be featured here, I'm certainly not alone in this.

As for the '50% angel - 50% devil; this is way too lopsided for me, the angel part I could only give 15%, if that, unless you keep them medicated, drunk or well stoned. (the only reason we lasted for 5 years) These people of this sign, straight and sober, are the most 'two faced' 'forked tongued' untrustworthy individuals I've ever come across, or want to ever come across again. Other than that, I have nothing against them. Would never do them harm, and all of them are talented in their own way. After all, it's just a Astroligical Sign. I just so happened to be one that was stung.

And don't think I made this judgment after one Gemini experience. This experience just opened my eyes to the fact. I think I've gotten pretty good at picking out the Geminis in the crowd or people I meet or people I work with. My Aunt and Grandfather on my mothers side are Gemini, and ya know; I've never fully, on a day to day basis, got along with them. With my online dating service I explicitly say in my profile, "spare this dude the Geminis." And ya know; I get mail two or three times a week from women telling me I'm wrong, or that I haven't found the right one. All of them are 'snappy' and aren't very nice in their letters. All of them are Geminis.

And I will go as far as saying: Any child that is raised under the wing of a Gemini, has a social learning disability. They were brought up with the Gemini's examples. Children learn by the examples of their parents, and if one of them, hopefully not both, is Gemini, then they are a product of this '50% angel - 50% devil' environment, and will acquire this 'mean gene' in their make-up. Again, I know this from experience.

Gemini Killers (just to name a few)

(there's more, but I couldn't take any more - glancing, as I searched for dates; at the horror these animals left behind)

Kenneth Alessio Bianchi (May 22, 1951) The Hillside Strangle

David Berkowitz (June 1, 1953) Son of Sam

Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer (May 21, 1960)

Arthur Shawcross (June 6, 1945) The Genesee River Killer

John Norman Collins (June 17, 1947) The Co-Ed Killer

Patrice Alegre (June 20, 1968)

Peter Kurten (May 26, 1883) The Vampire of Düsseldorf

Neville Heath (June 6, 1917)

Peter Sutcliffe (June 2, 1946) The Yorkshire Ripper

Dr. Jack Kevorkian (May 26, 1928) Doctor Death

Mary Bell (May 26, 1957)

Pauline Parker (May 26,1938)

Ne Win (May 24 1911)

Wayne Williams (May 27, 1958)

Richard Eugene Hickock (June 6, 1931)

John Hinkley jr   (May 29, 1955)

Some Famous Geminis

Allen Ginsberg
1926-1997, US poet

Angelina Jolie

Anne Frank
Young German diarist who died in a concentration camp.

Annette Bening

Barbara Bush
US First Lady

Bob Dylan

Bob Hope
British born US comedian

Boy George

Clint Eastwood
Actor and Director

Colin Farrell

Dean Martin

Donald Trump
Famous tycoon


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    • johnwindbell profile image

      johnwindbell 7 years ago from - the land of beards and buggies

      Thanks for the comment. Atleast she hasn't told you, out of the blue, she'll be leaving the first of the month and taking your 2 year old daughter with her. "What did I do, beat and abuse you two in my sleep"? "No, you're a great husband and father, I just don't like living here anymore." Oh, she did leave the cat.

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      merrellm 7 years ago

      My wife's a bossy Leo.