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Where Does Satan Dwell?
What If Satan Inhabited People?
What if Satan crawled up out of the core of fire?
This is so improbable- and I'm offering most Americans a choice of the person or political affiliation that Satan would inhabit if Satan could. I didn't include any third party politicians because - let's face it -there aren't any that matter. Right?
Of course this is such a stretch that we have to have to close our eyes and try really hard to imagine! Is everybody ready? Let's all try to imagine where Satan would live if he could live anywhere!
Where Does Satan Dwell?
Where does Satan dwell?
They say in a fiery hell.
But as far as I can tell,
He’s here and doing well.
He takes so many forms,
Of unusual shapes and norms.
You might see him today, you see,
Right on your own TV.
He isn’t ruled by laws like us.
He may sit next to you on a bus.
It could make someone sad.
To think Satan could be someone’s Dad.
He might live inside your Mama.
He might visit President Obama.
I know he’s close with all the Bushes.
I think He’s been inside their tushes.
He’s insatiable for souls to consume.
He’s certainly prospered in our courtroom.
He’s lived in undertakers.
He’s lived in our lawmakers.
So many “forms” we hate to address,
He’s lived in the Halls of Congress.
He might be the secretary of State
Trying to teach us all to hate.
You think you’ll know Satan when you meet.
But you can’t see Him on Wall Street.
The possibilities seem to never cease.
I’ve seen Satan inside of our police.
You think you know Him by the clothes He wears.
The words he chooses or by the way he swears.
You think you know Satan by the way He smells.
You think you know him by the wares he sells.
Satan isn’t that dumb, he’s smarter than you.
He may not wear a tattoo or two.
He won’t let you see him practice voodoo,
In fact he’ll take on a form like you.
He’ll tell you lies as he looks in your eyes,
All fairy tales you should recognize.
You’ll trade the cow for some beans before you realize,
Satan is real and your soul is the prize!
Satan might be your favorite teacher.
Satan might be a priest or preacher.
Now you may think how sinister,
To imply He could be my minister.
But He might be sitting in a pew.
He might be living inside of you.
From all that I can see,
There’s nowhere he cannot be.
You think you know evil when you see it.
You probably don’t- and may even “be it”.
You might invite Him to have some tea.
You see, He might even be- a She!
Look in the mirror and see what you see.
You’d better ask yourself, “Is it me?”
Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics:
29 have been accused of spouse abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
117 have bankrupted at least two businesses
3 have been arrested for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shop-lifting
21 are current defendants in lawsuits In 1998 alone
84 were stopped for drunk driving
Can you guess which organization this is?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that perpetually cranks out hundreds upon hundreds of new laws designed to keep the rest of us in line.
Michele Bachmann has become well known for her anti-government tea-bagger antics, protesting health care reform and every other government “handout” as socialism. What her followers probably don’t know is that Rep. Bachmann is, to use that anti-government slur, something of a welfare queen. That’s right, the anti-government insurrectionist has taken more than a quarter-million dollars in government handouts thanks to corrupt farming subsidies she has been collecting for at least a decade.
Bachmann isn’t alone in her selective socialism: EWG found that the top four districts receiving the largest ag payments are represented by conservative Republicans.
1. 3rd district of Nebraska (Rep. Adrian Smith – Republican) – $1,736,923,011 in subsidies go to 51,702 recipients.
2. 1st district of Kansas (Rep. Jerry Moran – Republican) – $1,315,979,151 in subsidies go to 75,802 recipients.
3. 4th district of Iowa (Rep. Tom Latham – Republican) – $1,288,622,912 in subsidies go to 35,696 recipients.
4. 9th district of Texas (Rep. Randy Neugebauer – Republican) – $1,227,192,312 in subsidies go to 21,290 recipients.
Quotes by Political Idiots
"If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread & butter will be
cut from right under your feet."
- Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin.
"Without censorship things can get terribly confused in the public
- General William Westmoreland, during the war in Viet Nam.
"Things are more like they are now than they ever were before."
- Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower
is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Former French President Charles de Gaulle
"The Internet is a gateway to get on the net."
- U.S. Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole
"Traditionally most of Australia's
imports come from overseas."
- Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery.
"The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep."
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on "Larry King Live"
An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the
question: Would you sleep with Former US President Bill Clinton?
1% said, "No"
2% said, "Yes"
97% said, "Never Again"
One day George Bush is going to give a speech at an
Elementary School. He asks the teacher what the children are studying and she
replies that they are learning about Greek Tragedies. So the President decides
to talk about Tragedies. He asks a student, "What would you consider to be
The kid thinks for awhile and then says, " If a boy is running after a ball into a street and gets run over by a car and dies."
Bush responds, "No, I don't think that's a tragedy... that's an accident." Then Bush asks another kid to give an example of a tragedy.
The kid says, "If a bus full of kids drives over a cliff and they all die."
This time Bush says, "I don't think that's a tragedy... I think that's a great loss." So again Bush asks another kid to give an example of a tragedy.
The kid responds, "If you and Dick Chenney are on Air Force One and it crashes."
"Right!" says Bush to the kid. "That would be a tragedy... how did you ever know that?"
Quickly, the kid replies, " Because I know it's not an accident and I know it's not a great loss."
There were these two priests who rode bikes to
church every Sunday. Well one day one of the priests showed up to work without
his bike. The other priest asked where his bike was so the first priest said,
"I don't know, but I think it got stolen!"
The other priest said, "Well what you do is read off the Ten Commandments, and when you get to "Thou shall not steal" someone will confess to the crime."
The next time the two saw each other the priest had his bicycle back. "I see you got your bike back! Did you do what I said?" the one priest said.
The other said, "Well kind of, when I was reading the commandments and I got to Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery, I seemed to remember where I had left it."
In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in
the country, the president narrowed the field to three finalist, the CIA, the
FBI, and the Chicago Police.
The three remaining contenders were given the task of catching a rabbit which was released into the forest.
The CIA went into the forest. They placed animal informants throughout. They questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation they concluded that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they burned the forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They made no apologies. The rabbit deserved it.
The CPD went into the forest. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear was yelling "Okay, Okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit".
The old family physician being away on vacation, entrusted
his practice to his son - a recent medical student. When the old man returned,
the youngster told him among other things, that he cured Miss Ferguson, an aged
and wealthy spinster, of her chronic indigestion.
"My boy," said the old doctor, "I'm proud of you, but Miss Ferguson's indigestion is what put you through college."
The National Institutes of Health have announced that they
will no longer be using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they
will use attorneys. They have given three reasons for this decision:
1. There are now more attorneys than there are rats.
2. The medical researchers don't become as emotionally attached to the attorneys as they did to the rats.
3. No matter how hard you try, there are some things that rats won't do.
Our prez in action. Now if anyone thinks I'm playing favorites - I've never voted for a winner. But folks- come on now!
Warning: For those of you who are sensitive!
Above is a video that many might say is gross. If I didn't think this man is full of Satan I wouldn't have it here. Just because you say you love Jesus -doesn't make it so!
This man is evil! This is where Satan dwells!
In 1991, Diane Sawyer and ABC NEWS investigated Tilton and two other Dallas-area televangelists, Larry Lea and WV Grant. The investigation was assisted by Trinity Foundation president Ole Anthony. It was broadcast on ABC's PrimetimeLiveon November 21, 1991. The investigation found that Tilton's ministry threw away prayer requests without reading them, keeping only the accompanying money or valuables sent to the ministry by viewers, garnering his ministry an estimated US $80 million a year.
Ole Anthony, a Dallas-based minister whose Trinity Foundation church works with the homeless and the poor on the east side of Dallas, took an interest in Tilton's ministry after some of the people coming to the Trinity Foundation for help told him they had lost all of their money making donations to some of the higher profile televangelists, especially fellow Dallas-area minister Robert Tilton. Curious about the pervasiveness of the problem, the Trinity Foundation got on the mailing lists of several televangelists, including Tilton, and started keeping records of the many types of solicitations they received almost daily from various ministries.
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