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Zombies, Werewolves, Vampires, Aliens, and Robots; Who Would Win in an All Out War Between These Titans?

Updated on April 23, 2012

Which Side Will Win?

A Battle Unlike Any Ever Dreamed The Ultimate Match Ups and Ultimate Extinction

By: Cow Flipper

Humanity is on the jagged edge of survival in a hostile world with more cruelty than the history of earth has ever had visited upon it's face. Wars between powerful enemies wage battle to destroy one another while humans scurry into holes like rats only to emerge to scavenge for materials and food. Many have become wild and even eat their own dead. Some bands organize into militias and resist the scourge but those last hold outs of resistance are falling away.

The enemies of earth have only to wait out humanity but it is their competition they have to worry about. Artificially Intelligent computers at Area 51 began creating copies of themselves and then hacked into the internet effectively burying itself on every computer on the planet. These computers also gave rise to an army of mecha (machines designed and created by machines). A.I. was also the cause of the Zombie Plague. Experimental viruses based on the reanimation of necropic tissue as a host for the virus to mobilize and spread at an aggressively rapid rate were developed in government labs for the military and then administered to test subjects under falsified orders ordered by the A.I. computers.

Soon the zombies were in the streets and humanity was on for the fight of its existence. Then the machines began to attack both the zombies and the humans. Interestingly enough it seems that Area 51 was housing alien dignitaries which called down their space friends to join the fight and so they did. Soon it was Alien vs Robot vs Zombies.

Another turn of events was that those odd creatures we all hear about all the time in fictional books like vampires and werewolves... well it turns out they were always real as well and were in hiding from humans conducting their activities in secret societies. They turned out to be the privlidged 300 men and women who had accumulated most of the material wealth of the world. The humans called them the 1 percent. We call them Nosferatu and Lycanthopithicus.

At first these mythical beings still went underground but had soon exhausted their food supplies. They eventually resurfaced only to find zombies eating all the remaining food, aliens mowing down hordes of zombies, and robots fighting both sides in all out war. The two ancient races signed a truce and began a resistance against all three of their common enemies.

So Who will be VICTORIOUS!

Robots vs Zombies

Robots vs Zombies

This one is a no brainer, Zombies don't give a lick of spit about robots and in truth, robots could care less about zombies. The only time these two are going to be doing anything to each other will be when the zombies stumble into the path of a rampaging mech or a horde of zombies attacks a food source behind the large robot. They won't be fighting each other but they may get in each others way.

Aliens vs Zombies


Aliens vs Zombies

Now this could get interesting. We know nothing about their anatomy or their biology and very little about their technology. The aliens have very fast multidimensional light craft they use to slip through subspace rips in the quantum field. They come to earth to take our DNA so they can raise clones of us for them to eat. They do not usually use weapons like the weapons we use. They are able to destroy planets and wipe out species. But like humans they to can fall victim to viruses, interestingly enough the zombie virus does infect alien tissue but it only kills the host alien and does not reanimate the corpse. Scientists believe it is because it was a manufactured strain of the virus. Using their superior technology the aliens can vaporize and atomize targets in large groups.

The Aliens can take large groups of zombies with their technology.

The Zombies are able to infect the aliens but the aliens never let them get that close!

Werewolves vs Vampires / Vampires and Werewolves vs Zombies

Vampires vs Werewolves vs Zombies

Vampires are powerful in both strength, cunning, speed, and power. Their weaknesses are sunlight, garlic, holy water, crosses, and stakes. A small army of these creatures would have been able to take out cities of humans but against stronger forces or equally matched forces will they fair as well?

Werewolves have strength, savagery, speed, and power. Their weaknesses are silver weapons. Armies of werewolves once roamed ancient Europe and visited horrible terror upon its people. Can werewolves survive in such a harsh world?

If vampires had to go up against werewolves the two sides would be pretty evenly matched. The vampires strength and cunning would give it an edge but the power of a werewolf if caught in close quarters would probably overpower the vampire and kill it by biting through its neck.

Zombies never tire, they never stop trying to eat, zombies comer by the millions and have an insatiable appetite.

If the werewolves and vampires conspired together to bring humanity back it would take the two sides to band together and kill off the zombies. The vampires are smart enough to upload a virus using a captured robot and take down the A.I. computer. The vampires and werewolves then mobilize military infrastructure left by mankind and begin sweeping away the zombie hordes. I

Robots vs Aliens

Robots vs Aliens

Again these two are almost evenly matched. The robots relentless pursuit to seek out its enemy and destroy it. Its cruelty is almost a match for its ability to be calculative. The aliens are far more advanced than ourselves and capable of using time and space manipulation to destroy species like humans.

Robots can keep rebuilding more robots, they can keep going until all resources are exhausted. They do not have emotions. They never tire. They are powerful and able to advance their technology and adapt quickly.

Aliens can slip in and out of our reality. They can traverse space and manipulate time. The aliens can also hack the computers on earth and shut them down.

Who Do You Think Would Win?

Which of these Masters of Destruction Win in a War?

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    • Cow Flipper profile image

      Sean Jankowski 5 years ago from Southern Oregon

      So far the aliens are winning according to our poll!

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      William Benner 5 years ago from Savannah GA.

      Wow...I do not know what to say on this one! Pretty Wild stuff! For me I would have to go with the aliens for they have a technical advantage. I have thing about werewolves because I am writing a novel about them...and yet I still fell the Aliens would kick their butts.

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      Sean Jankowski 5 years ago from Southern Oregon

      Hi guys! Great feedback on this one. I would really like you to use the poll when voting.

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      Georgianna Lowery 5 years ago from Lubbock, TX

      I am going with aliens also. Their technology alone would override everything.

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      lejonkung 5 years ago

      Robots ftw!

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      Jessee R 5 years ago from Gurgaon, India

      Practically speaking... aliens would win

      1. They are in space monitoring all these earth species for many years developing stupendous technology.

      2. None of the above other than aliens can attack from space..--- Big Advantage

      3. They know it all.... as given to us by all alien movies till now

      Loved the hub! very interesting and imaginative

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      scottcgruber 5 years ago from USA

      I'm siding with the robots. I have faith in the three Prime Directives to keep me safe.

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      Larry Okeke 5 years ago from Enugu, Nigeria

      A little incoherent and ill structured but i guess science fiction fanatics might see something good in it... Voted up and funny