Controlled depravity or CD, is a top secret communication method men use in their daily discourse with women. We use it to hide an incurable condition we suffer from called Active Uncontrollable Depravity Syndrom, or AUDS which is closely related to turrets syndrom . You are not supposed to know of this, however, since we have a turn-coat among the brethren, I shall shed a little light upon this subject.
Men use CD to disguise AUDS.
For example when a man sees a woman with a really nice set of "breasts" accentuated by a super fine posterior, long legs etc his subconscious mind goes into AUDS which is a lot like Turrets syndrom. His mind automatically blurts things out to his conscious mind. If it were not for CD he would say things like "Yea Baybee, shake em, you wont break 'em. C'mon honey.... ooooOOOoo yea do those legs go all the way up?"
Earlier in American history men suffered from AUDS more than today. Today, most men use CD, however, it has been noted that large doses of alcohol often diminish the effectiveness of CD especially in an environment that fosters loud music, female dancing, booty shaking and the consumption of more alcohol delivered to the suffering male by a female who actually flaunts her breasts and booty shaking at various times at eye level to the male.
Occasionally some males loose their CD skills completely and fall into AUDS. Statements made while having an AUDS attack are generally not repeatable in this forum.
AUDS is a serious condition that every man is susceptible to. Only through patience and understanding can the male defeat AUDS and be the man he desperately desires to be. The more the woman does to help men with this condition the better the male's success.
But you CAN help. You can do more. Won't you make a love pledge to send provocative pictures of yourself and your friends in sexy revealing outfits to a suffering male today? If you will commit to just 5 pictures a month, thats less than .32 cents a day, you can calm the raging condition that causes AUDS in the male psychology and help us create a Better Society (BS)
Please send 5 provocative photos today to:
I will get these pictures to desperate, suffering men dying to get control of AUDS with CD. Only your pictures can help, well that and a lipstick kiss on an letter with some sexy talk on it - that might help too. Thank you for listening to our fight against AUDS, we thank you for helping us spread our BS idea!