How can you be so insensitive? These courageous guys are at the leading edge of men's fightback against women being the only sex able to bear children. It's an as yet little known program, but as the photo clearly shows, these men are near full term. When their waters break, any day..., so too will the news.
With this dramatic medical advance, men not only retain the unique-to-the-male ability to 'place the order', but are also now capable of manufacture and delivery.
Be afraid, ladies.
Oh, you asked about abs. Here's the new reality. "Why would a man care about abs, when he can instead have babies?"