Starter: Deep fried squid a la Yo Sushi, and some salmon nigiri.
Next: A good chunk of sirloin steak, some proper English chip shop chips, peppercorn sauce and some nice mushrooms.
And then: Balti Chili Chicken from Lal Haweli in Rusholme, Manchester(it's got pomegranate seeds in, nom!), with a peshwari naan and pilau rice.
And then: Pepperoni pizza.
Pudding: Like there will be room! An ice cream van 99 cone, with chocolate sauce, with a Twirl instead of a Flake.
To drink: Pilsner Urquell, white russians, Vimto.
And then die of a stomach explosion. Totally worth it.