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Is there a non-alcoholic way to attract UFO aliens?


Some people in my circle of acquaintances claim to have seen UFOs. One of them even claims to have seen Bigfoot. But I haven't. And I feel left out. My conclusion is that the little gray guys (and the big shaggy guy) just plain don't like me. Is it because I can whistle the famous part of the William Tell overture? Or my atrocious puns? Or my fondness for Madrigal cheese? I could really use some help here, preferably from someone who's had the actual experience.

 

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