The alarm clock beckons me
... Because I do say dear hubpages, your foolish request for more than 5 words shall fall on deaf ears. Tis' your folly not to see the beauty of simplicity.
I have already answered why I shall wake up tomorrow in five words
I can tell you how to get to Constantinople in four words (Head east, Ask directions)
I can teach you how to Dougie in three (Don't do it)
I can answer the meaning of life in two (Forty Two)
And I can end a message board post in one (Bye)