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oh no you stuck your foot in it. Do tell.
Wha??? Well you look like a sad baby! Your statements are offensive. I love Algebra. You're a mathematical bigot and I'm gonna start a special interest group...The Algebraens. I know I'll get the female support!!! X + Y = RIGHTS! (love the answer :-)
The Algebraens!? God help us all!
;) Actually, men are the root of evil because Eve only ate the fruit because she was naive and fooled by the devil. Adam, however, just ate it without questioning Eve or using logic because he wanted to get laid that night..she was naked, after all.
Well, if you have to eat some forbidden fruit, is there a better reason?
in my opinion, calculus is worse than algebra, so i disagree. x gets the square! ;)
the word that comes to mind first in response to your question is trust. behind that is the thought that people trusted each other and money wasn't necessary. it may not entirely fit your question, but the concept of trust is my intuitive answer.
i have heard that money makes good people better and "bad" people worse; you seem to concur with that, and i do, too.
I totally concur with this premise!
In this sense, the animal world is perfect. No language - no thoughts.
Don't say that to my dachshund, who knows exactly how to say she needs a biscuit, a walk, or anything else she wants.
Atticus, I agree - animals do think because they are intelligent. Anyone who has a brain is intelligent. An animal communicates without language - but language is only a means to end - understanding. Humans drown in words and lose meaning.
if that were true, i'd be in real trouble since i live in apple country!
It certainly is to the taxman, at any rate.
lol I find it amusing how many women disliked this. Maybe because they don't understand math? :P
That's quite a hole you're digging for yourself there, Jared ...
I think this is absolutely hysterical. Love it! (You forgot the lowest common denominator factor)
fortunately, math is a skill that is easily outsourced. :)
I am not sure if this went out earlier, so I will say it again. Well done and I am quite able of getting myself in trouble without your help.
And evil spelled backward is LIVE :)
Given: time is free, money is not, so time is not equal money
Given: given time, women produce men & women (takes a long time)
Needs to be proven: nothing
Solution: Eliminate women (evil) - wipe out the human race.
Math is dangerous. Or irrelevan
I think they dislike it because they pretty much understand math and see that your reasoning is flawless. Too bad Svet has already disproved it. ;)
lol I am staying out of this, but I loved your answer. If nothing for the good laughs and comments.
To not see the humor in this is ridiculous. As I said the last time (but accidentally posted before I could complete it) Jaredbangerter, you forgot to factor in the lowest common denominator, which is men! Ha ha, gotcha.
I don't know who knows me by my real name (or maybe "Svet" was not in referral to me) - however, speaking of math - as of this moment the votes went +5/-6, so I voted it up into +6/-5, simply because this thread was funny.
lol, yes I did forget that. ;] good catch there, cynth. it's refreshing to see there ARE some people out there with a good sense of humor. For the record, I honestly meant no offense to women through this.
inability to forgive a perceived slight is another cause of evil.
free will allows us to do evil but it's not the cause. as darrell roberts said, "evil has to do with the intention of the mind and the heart." most of us choose to refrain from evil ways.