My daughter, Bethany Therese, does stand-up comedy. She sells a T-shirt with one of the first jokes she wrote. In the set up, she says, "I was born in Minnesota and lived for many years in New York which makes me one of the few people who can get away with the phrase, "Go F*** yourself. Okie dokie?"' (She sells a LOT of these t-shirts at her gigs - not quite the dream I had for my little pumpkin when she was two!