A delightful question. Very thought provoking.
One thing I would tell myself is: "9/11 was an inside job." Three simple facts make this stunningly clear:
* WTC7 fell at perfect free fall for the first 8 floors of collapse.
* Free fall means zero resistance.
* Solid steel never offers zero resistance.
I would also tell myself that the title of my biblical research book needs to be, "The Bible's Hidden Wisdom, God's Reason for Noah's Flood." I went through many awful titles before I found this one.
I would also remind myself that love really is the answer to everything.