I cheated death four times in one four day weekend vacation.
1st: Nearly drove off an interstate bridge into the Yellowstone River about a mile away from home (just leaving for vacation).
2nd: Almost got hit by a car walking home from a night out on the town while on vacation. Missed by about an inch.
3rd: Almost drowned in the wave pool at a water park after I got too brave and went too deep without a tube. (scariest and closest call of these four)
4th: Was in a tornado warning the last evening of the trip in a high-rise hotel.