I am glad to finally meet you and there are some things that I need to say. Excuse me sir, you already know what I need to say, don't you? But, I will say them anyway, because, apparently you have not been listening.
First of all, is humanity the best that you could do? Really! Our DNA is 98.7 % that of a Chimp and 47% that of a fruit fly. I see, The dirt that you made us from is the same dirt you used for all the other animals. How special.
Mr God, there are many who say that America was founded on your principles. No, not Islam, Christianity. My question Sir, is why did it take 1,776 years from the birth of your son, he was your son, right? Why did it take so long to bring freedom to the world? You were waiting to see if we deserved it!
One more thing Mr. God and this is a question that everyone has trouble with; why is there so much suffering in the world? Yes, the one called earth. Yes, I know you are a busy man. What do I mean by suffering? You thought that it would be a good test to see who was loyal! What about the children who die of starvation, disease, floods, wars and birth defects? What about those innocents who are raped and murdered? No one is perfect! That is your answer?
Excuse me sir, but I am an Atheist and I really don't belong here and now I really understand why. What am I going to do? Well, I don't know, but have you ever been sued for fraud.