I mean, its only logical.
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It's true! If you fail to use the CORRECT sauce, you may end up in the pit of bathroom hell - on your knees - worshiping the white bowl of remorse! So, yes! pay the extra tithe for the one true sauce!
Ah yes the porcelain alter of repentance. Best utilized on your knees in full submission. Lucky that a clean slate/bowl is just a flush away.
At least you can see, hear, touch, feel, smell, and taste it!
Does it speak back to you?
As long as you know pastafarian. It's a noodly language.
Did it die on the cross for your sins?
I have commited no sins. Don't need anybody to die for me. How many sins have you committed?
"The Flying Spaghetti Monster's not dead, he's surely alive, he's roaring on the inside, roaring like a meatball..."
He does tend to turn into feces after i eat him though. But i smile as i flush! He has nourished my body well.