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Church Signs Sayings

Updated on March 20, 2015

Funny Church Signs Sayings

Church signs often say something funny, witty, or thought provoking. These brief one liner sayings are intended to get you thinking about your personal relationship with God, or lack there of. The messages on a church sign are sometimes inspirational and encouraging, but sometimes they are brutally honest and force you to take a look at your own character.

Church Signs Sayings

Funny Church Signs

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My town has a lot of churches. There is just about one or two churches every couple of miles. Each outdoor church sign has a unique quote that they tend to change weekly. There is one church that I've had days that felt like God was using that sign to speak directly to me.

Below I share some great church signs sayings and photos of outdoor church signs. These Christian slogans are designed to grab your attention. They are meant to serve as mini sermons to those who don't take the time to go inside the church for the full length version.

Image credit: Church sign photo on Flickr

Funny Church Sign

Funny Church Signs Sayings - Funny church signs

Often times church sign messages are funny. They present an important message but in a clever and witty way that grabs your attention and sticks in your head. Here are some funny church sign messages.

  1. Many who seek God in the eleventh hour die at 10:30!
  2. Tomorrow's forecast: God reigns and the Son shines!
  3. Does life stink? We have a pew for you!
  4. Can't sleep? Counting sheep? Talk to the shepherd.
  5. If you don't like the way you were born try being reborn.
  6. There are some questions that can't be answered by Google.
  7. Cars are not the only thing recalled by their maker.
  8. Why pay for GPS? Jesus gives directions for free.
  9. Walmart is not the only saving place.
  10. Christians, keep the faith...but not from others!
  11. Faithbook: God has sent you a friend request.
  12. Need a lifeguard? Ours walks on water!
  13. What on earth are you doing for Heavens sake
  14. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
  15. ETERNITY: smoking, or non-smoking?
  16. Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him.
  17. The Bible - It will scare the Hell out of you!
  18. Church shopping? We're open on all Son days.

Church Sign Message

Church Sign Message
Church Sign Message

Inspirational Church Signs Sayings - Encouraging church signs messages

Sometimes even as Christians, we let this world beat us down. We can use words of encouragement from time to time. Sometime the messages on church signs can be inspirational and encouraging. Sometimes they remind us that God is control and He is faithful and we can trust in Him.

  1. The will of God will not take you to where the grace of God will not protect you.
  2. No problem is too great, to place in God's hands.
  3. If the devil is knocking at your front door, let Jesus answer it
  4. If you haven't heard from GOD" lately, Try sending some knee mail!"
  5. Faith is the postage stamp on our prayers.
  6. Need a new life? God accepts trade-ins
  7. T.G.I.F. - Thank God I'm Forgiven
  8. True independence is dependence on God.
  9. When you think God is Nowhere; God is Now Here.
  10. Is temptation knocking? Let Jesus get the door.
  11. Love went from the cradle to the cross.

Christian Jewelry - Wear your faith proudly

Wearing any of these attractive pieces of Christian jewelry will declare to the world that you have faith in God. Jesus tells us that if we deny Him, then He will tell the Father at our judgement that He does not know us. But, if we are not ashamed to proclaim to the world that we are Christians and believe in the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost that He will write our name in the book of life and we'll have ever lasting life in Heaven.

Bracelet of Faith Fish Christian Ichthus Bangle Bracelet
Bracelet of Faith Fish Christian Ichthus Bangle Bracelet

This Jesus fish bracelet makes a great gift.

 
Mini Christian Fish Symbol Sterling Silver Post Stud Earrings
Mini Christian Fish Symbol Sterling Silver Post Stud Earrings

These precious Jesus fish earrings are small enough for young girls.

 
Sterling Silver Fishermans Cross Charm, 1/2 inch tall
Sterling Silver Fishermans Cross Charm, 1/2 inch tall

I love this necklace with the combination of cross and fish.

 
Sterling Silver Christian Fish Charm with Blue Crystal
Sterling Silver Christian Fish Charm with Blue Crystal

This fish charm can be worn on a bracelet or necklace.

 

Inspirational Church Sign

Inspirational Church Sign
Inspirational Church Sign

Powerful Church Signs Sayings - Church signs messages that are food for thought

Since we are all sinners, even the best of us can lose our way from time to time. Sometimes a church sign message can really hit home. Some church signs sayings are extremely powerful and thought provoking. God may choose to use an outdoor church sign to grab your attention and cause you to pause and reflect about the choices you've been making.

  1. Faith is Not Blind, Faith is Sight Set On God.
  2. To be almost saved is to be totally lost.
  3. Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it.
  4. God doesn't have a Plan 'B'
  5. God expects spiritual fruit, not religious nuts
  6. God wants full custody not just a weekend visit.
  7. If God Is Your Co-Pilot, you better switch seats!
  8. God should be your steering wheel, not your spare tire!
  9. Change is easier when trusting in an unchanging God!
  10. When God gives a rose, it has no thorns. He took them away at Calvary.
  11. Many wish to hear God, fewer will listen.
  12. Be quiet and still enough to hear God when He speaks to you.

Prayer Devotional Books - I highly recommend these daily devotional books

Prayer is our main means of communication with God. It is vital that we pray so that our relationship with God remains strong and so that we can clearly discern our own thoughts and desires from those that He has planned for us. God's way is perfect; therefore, we will be happier, healthier, and better off in the long run if we listen to Him.

The Power of Praying Through the Bible
The Power of Praying Through the Bible

You'll gain a deeper understanding of God's Word as you pray these prayers for understanding, wisdom, and guidance.

 
The Power of a Praying Church: Experiencing God Move as We Pray Together
The Power of a Praying Church: Experiencing God Move as We Pray Together

Your church's prayer group will see big things happen in the church if they read through this book.

 
The Power of a Praying Parent Deluxe Edition
The Power of a Praying Parent Deluxe Edition

Pray over your children and pray that you are doing God's will as a parent.

 
Christian Post
Christian Post

When a Church Sign Spoke to Me

My personal story of when God used a church sign to speak to me

FaceBook can be a great way to keep in touch with friends and family. Instead of emailing out recently pictures of my kidos to all of my friends and family, I can just post them on FaceBook. It's an easy and quick way to communicate with others.

When I first joined FB I was surprised that people from my past started to find me and send friend invites. At first I thought it was neat to hear from old high school and even elementary classmates and college budies. But, I quickly learned that it's typical on FB for people to send you a friend invite and after you accept, you never hear from them again. At first I didn't understand what the point was. Why make contact, send a friend request, and then never say so much as a "hi" or ever respond to anything you put on your wall.

Then I started to go through people in my friends list and check out their walls. I found myself checking out other people's walls before I even checked my email. I had times that I sat down to do my online work, but instead was sucked in by FB yet again.

One day I was on my way to run errands in town when I caught a glimpse of a sign at a church that read "Get off of Face Book and spend time with God." I got the message loud and clear, "thank you Lord." After spending too much time on FB over the course of a couple of weeks I realized that while FB is a super great way to keep in touch with those you care about, it's also a way for people to feed their voyeuristic nature. FaceBook can be a wonderful tool of communication, or it can become a waste of time and a way for people to spy on one another without ever having to make contact beyond a friend request and confirmation.

I have decided to continue using Face Book to share family photos and send out updates of what's going on in my life in order to stay connected with friends and family. I'm going to be more choosey with the friend requests I accept in the future. I also may start giving "friends" the boot if I find that they never so much as send me a "hi."

Technology is great. It provides us with better ways of doing things and easier means of keeping in touch with those we care about over great distances. But, with technology also comes great responsbility. Face Book, MySpace, etc. can be great tools if used wisely. If not used with caution, restraint, and wisdom, they can suck up too much of your valuable time.

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Church Signs Sayings Books - Books of sayings for church signs

Instructional Message on an Outdoor Church Sign

Instructional Message on an Outdoor Church Sign
Instructional Message on an Outdoor Church Sign

More Church Signs Sayings - Quotes and saying for church signs

Are you looking for great ideas for sayings to display on your church's outdoor sign? Here are several great resources with church sign message ideas.

Recommended Reading - If the church signs have been speaking to you, then read this book

If you're looking for a closer relationship with God, then I highly recommend this book. It examines the Bible and what God truly tells us about what it means to be Christian. This book is a wake up call for all lukewarm Christians.

Develop a Closer Relationship with God

Crazy Love: Overwhelmed by a Relentless God
Crazy Love: Overwhelmed by a Relentless God

This book will guide you into a deeper and more meaningful relationship with God.

 

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      Shirley Johnson 2 years ago from Sallisaw, OK

      Most of the time when I'm in the car running errands I will happen on a sign that speaks to me personally. Great hub!

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      WinWriter 3 years ago

      We do have a local church that shares sayings like these on their signs. Very clever. God bless

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      Fay Favored 3 years ago from USA

      Yes, some of these are pretty good.

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      Colin323 3 years ago

      I saw one in London recently

      'Adam blamed Eve.

      Eve blamed the snake.

      And the snake didn't have a leg to stand on.'

      Made me laugh out loud.

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      DuaneJ 3 years ago

      I loved all the church signs featured here. Lovely idea. God bless.

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      thewarriorpoet 3 years ago

      Thanks for this, I enjoyed it :)

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      Doc_Holliday 4 years ago

      These were good fun. Enjoyed reading them.

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      good thoughtful, inspiring

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      Lorelei Cohen 4 years ago from Canada

      These really are such very cute sayings. The double meanings really do get the message across.

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      Digory LM 4 years ago

      Funny and provoking. Thanks for the lens.

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      Excellent lens, thanks for sharing this with us

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      Monica Lobenstein 4 years ago from Western Wisconsin

      I'm not really a religious person, but have to admit, there are a few church signs I make a point to check out when I drive by. I always wonder how they think up the sayings, but I'm guessing they get a lot from the internet. I enjoyed your lens and personal story. Blessed

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      Mary Beth Granger 4 years ago from O'Fallon, Missouri, USA

      I really enjoyed reading through your lens.blessed

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      opatoday 4 years ago

      Great Lens thanks for sharing

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      IowaFarmer 4 years ago

      Really funny

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      My neighborhood has a lot of these Funny Church Signs!

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      Loretta Livingstone 4 years ago from Chilterns, UK.

      I loved reading these.

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      Sandy Mertens 5 years ago from Frozen Tundra

      These church signs cracked me up.

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      BibleVersesToSh 5 years ago

      I always wondered where churches got all those sayings to use. I didn't realize there were books full of them! Nice job!

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      Chris Flees 5 years ago from Charlotte

      these are awesome thanks

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      Ellen Gregory 5 years ago from Connecticut, USA

      I used to enjoy the witty sayings on the church down the street from us. However, they got a new pastor and I guess the humor left with the former pastor.

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      Susan Deppner 5 years ago from Arkansas USA

      The messages on our church sign are usually pretty simple, but sometimes they definitely hit home. I love these! Very enjoyable and inspirational read.

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      randomthings lm 5 years ago

      Very cute. Thanks

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      Its still just as fun to stop by again for some good old fashioned Christian humor. ~ God Bless!

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      i Dia1 5 years ago

      These signs are amusing and thought provoking. I just drove by one that said, "Life is closer than it appears." Another, "Friday nights - Theology on tap."

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      brendajoy 5 years ago

      Hi thrivingmom. I love the signs. I used to prepare our church bulletins a few years ago, and stuff like this is a perfect filler for a good laugh. I enjoy bulletin bloopers also. Lord knows I made my share! Thank you for a good lens. I am a newbie and just learning. I pushed all the appropriate like buttons. god bless you.

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      jolou 5 years ago

      Yes, I like to read church signs. I enjoy them all, whether they are inspirational or funny. Happy Easter!

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      oakstreet 5 years ago

      Many of the church signs are interesting in your len. A "like" from me. God bless you.

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      But these are written, that ye might believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God; and that believing ye might have life through his name.

      John 20:31

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      Beverly Lemley 5 years ago from Raleigh, NC

      Wonderful lens! ENjoyed the video and reading the signs was very uplifting! No pun intended! B : )

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      PoeticChristian 5 years ago

      A great blessing this lens is, Love those signs and the quotes. My church has many quotes that are similar and eyecatching.

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      siobhanryan 5 years ago

      Really enjoyed

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      jerivertree1024 5 years ago

      Good lens, I am a former pastor so these were a good reminder of some good times. I saw one the other day that I really liked...God is not MAD AT you, He is Mad ABOUT you! ;~{)}

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      esvoytko lm 5 years ago

      Great photos. Some of these made me chuckle.

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      MelonyVaughan 5 years ago

      Awesome lens - tons of fun! Thanks for sharing!

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      glenbrook 5 years ago

      Great idea lens for a lens:) Lots of these made me laugh - and nod my head.

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      tremogg 5 years ago

      I really enjoyed your lens. I have seen a few of these signs posted on Facebook. I needed a laugh today. Thanks!

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      Lawrence Hebb 5 years ago from Hamilton, New Zealand

      Really chuckled at these. They are so true! One quote I love (Not yet seen it on a Church sign) is Einstein when asked about Quantum Physics (and Evolution) "God does not play dice!"

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      GenesisLabs 5 years ago

      Really enjoyed your lens. You've put together a good list here. Take care.

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      Rebeljohn 5 years ago

      Very nice article thank you for posting it i enjoyed reading it

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      I too have been slapped by church signs that I've read, though It has been a while since one struck me. I've seen versions of slogans listed above. In small town America though, they often just list the name of that week's sermon. Fun lens.

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      TeagueChubak LM 5 years ago

      I love this!

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      IYenForZen 5 years ago

      Great Lens. Had fun reading it!

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      Interesting and fun lens :)

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      Ronlove LM 5 years ago

      I love this lens!

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      angliterario 5 years ago

      I love this lens, thank you for sharing!! ^^

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      Thanks you for all the sweet smiles! I can't think of a single one and know I've seen them for years.

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      Iain84 5 years ago

      "Can't sleep? Counting sheep? Talk to the shepherd". Love it!

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      Wendy Leanne 5 years ago from Texas

      @kelli320: That's a great one. Thanks for sharing. =)

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      kelli320 5 years ago

      "Worry is the Darkroom Where Negatives Develop" is a favorite of a nearby chuch.

      Great Idea for a lens. Enjoyed it very much.

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      BlountyBoy 5 years ago

      these always make me laugh... I'm just waiting for the day i happen to come upon one of these signs :)

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      BoyScoutPopcorn 6 years ago

      Great way to start the day...

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      ghotter lm 6 years ago

      Well done

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      Wonderful collection! Creativity never killed! :)

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      Jeanette 6 years ago from Australia

      What a great collection! There are some very clever signs out there :-)

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      Great lens. Thanks.

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      franstan lm 6 years ago

      This lens is both inspirational and funny. Well done

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      I have been sitting here chuckling - what a lovely idea for a lens, I defy anyone not to smile :) I particularly like: "God expects spiritual fruit, not religious nuts"

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      yayas 6 years ago

      I thoroughly enjoyed reading this lens. The subtle truth in so many of the sayings is enough to make a person pay attention. If not, it certainly should be.

      I only wish I had written summa' the messages down when I saw 'em. Thanks for a great lens.

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      NoYouAreNot 6 years ago

      I wish we had some here in Greece!

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      Jerrad28 6 years ago

      Awesome lens! Thank you for sharing it :)

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      Tom Fattes 6 years ago from Naperville, IL

      I love the church signs, and there are some good ones in my community too. They do lift you up when you're feeling down.

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      GrowWear 6 years ago

      We have lots of churches around here that offer up these messages. Can't pass by without reading them. Let's see. The last one I read was "Eternity is a long time to be wrong."

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      Shelly Sellers 6 years ago from Midwest U.S.A.

      I love this saying...God doesn't have a Plan B! Great page!